WTFFAIL
Montreal, Canada
Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Sorry, Doc
Relaxed
Today, I was very tense as I sat in the chair for my gyno appointment, so the doctor repeatedly told me to relax, in order for her to do the routine exam. I then overcompensated and relaxed so much, I accidentally farted in her face. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was at the doctor's getting some skin scraped off the bottom of my foot for some tests. As soon as the doctor grabbed my foot, it tickled and I accidentally kicked him in the face. During this, the blade sliced my foot open. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Today, I stole a pen from the doctor's office while she wasn't looking. Later on at work, I idly pulled the pen out during a meeting. My colleague looked at me, horrified. The pen had the words "minimally invasive gynecological surgery" emblazoned on it. I'm a man. FML
Anonymous
United States
Don't stop
Today, I had a consultation for an upcoming surgery I need done. The doctor (who is very handsome and in his late twenties) asked me to flex my stomach and act like I was trying to use the bathroom. As I was enjoying him touching my stomach, I farted. FML
Why's it so cold in here?
United States
Bailed out
Today, after getting home from being in the field for a week, my wife who's a nurse, convinced me I had a spider bite on my penis. After rushing to the ER and standing nude in a cold exam room while the ER staff checked me out, I learned it's just an ingrown hair. FML
socal000
United States
Messed up
Today, I went to the doctor for a physical. I've been sitting in the doctor's bathroom for 10 minutes now, trying to think of how to tell him I accidentally tripped and spilled my urine sample on the carpet. FML
shubididubbitty
Winnipeg, Canada
Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML
poururheartout
Nice.
Today, I went to the ER as I have an ulcer and I was exhibiting signs of a perforation. This is when the gorgeous doctor told me he had to stick his finger up my butt to check for rectal bleeding. FML
applegreen
Limerick, Ireland
Today, while getting a breast exam for some suspicious lumps, I was lying on the table with my boobs exposed and I learned my doctor is afraid of wasps. I had to chase the wasp out whilst topless. FML
Anonymous
Belleville, Canada
The longest monologue
Today, I was waiting in a doctor's office when I was approached by an elderly woman. She told me all about the ripping of her stitches in a very private place, in exhaustive detail. Of course, today was the day my doctor chose to be an hour late. FML
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maneater8 7
How do u "accidentally" do that
testestestes123 4
I am still trying to envision how that happened.
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VLJACK 6
Was he cute at least?
bobbigirl71 2
Omg!!! Insult to injury,and I don't know who had it worse.. You or the poor Doctor!! I'd be really embarrassed Mon
Meesersuperman1 4
lolwut?
Danieljta 3
That's awesome!! Haha.
jlperry31 10
when dr ask me to drop shorts, i had a raging boner in his face as he sat down about to cup my balls and ask me to cough....
gman90210 18
She can't play it off as getting something out of the hair it already happened and she is probably home where she wrote this fml
xgetxbentx 13
...how do you accidentally do that?
klovemachine 24
I wonder if DocBastard has had an experience like this :D
EBA2013_fml 4
This is fake. Douche. Don't post fake stuff! There are jokes about this all over the internet.
whizkid14 2
Omg thats hilarious!