Intimacy: Today, while flicking my bean, I was thinking about my boyfriend...

By Anonymous - 15/08/2011 00:25 - United States

Today, while flicking my bean, I was thinking about my boyfriend who moved to California last week. Before I came, I had to stop because I started crying. FML

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Monday 15 August 2011 8:46

Lol. " Flicking my bean"

actingbro 3

Monday 15 August 2011 8:46

Who says "flicking my bean"? Lol

Comments

evanine9 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 5:01

I'm sorry but I just couldn't take your fml seriously after 'flicking my bean' lmfao. wow

superpacker85 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 5:27

whats "flicking my bean"?

FlonkertonChamp 6

Tuesday 16 August 2011 6:19

masturbation. idiot.

RooBooBear 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 6:40

More specifically, a woman masturbating.

lexilope 6

Tuesday 16 August 2011 5:29

hahahah coming from a very happy looking old man :)

blink831forever 13

Tuesday 16 August 2011 5:40

FYL OP, when even flicking your bean can't stop the tears from coming out.

BeachSurfer94 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 5:42

try movingfrom CA, leaving your best friend since day one there, and after two yearsof writing, three years of nothing, and then two years of texting and facebook, but not have her interested in anything to do with you! FYL? FML!