this post reminds me of 'the ugly truth'

"one year, on valentines day, I was so sad that I masturbated with my own tears. just once though." +1 interwebz if you know what movie that's from.

I was thinking the same thing haha

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Waiting...what an epic movie.

Gotta flick the bean a little bit harder to forget about this one

Ok ok! Im a very visual person so when i fist read it i visualized just a random someone flicking a bean down a counter...... Then i realized what it meant! Hahaha!

Yeah I was thinking "flick my bean...you mean you have a small you-know-what?" Then I realized they were female and they were talking about there boyfriend. lol

calling the vagina a beam? wow

Yeah, I think she was calling her clitoris a bean, not a large piece of wood. Dumbass...

#85 It's a bean, not a beam you oatcake :L. A beam is a bit big...

Who knows, maybe she has a clit the size of a beam of wood

If it was that big you could swing from the rafters of her vagina.

YDI for using that expression.

so sad :(

Yay for The Ugly Truth references=]

um. at that dumby up there she was speakin of her clit. dipshii(:

Beam??? Epic fail.

Exactly what I thought!!! Haha who even says that?! :)

Waiting?

235- Flicking the bean is a common phrase for female masturbation, not just something OP made up.

It can't be that common if some of us haven't heard of the phrase yet. For I have just heard it, and I think it sounds pretty fucking stupid.

And?

Oh that sucks I hope you see your boyfriend soon op

Does that mean ur gay?

Lol. " Flicking my bean"

I actually was quite confused by what he meant
I truly had wondered where OP had been going when he said "before I came"
I feel intelligent xD

28 he?

rofl that's a she btw and what a weird as thing to call it?? lik WTF?

35- Doh!

39- Can you please learn to spell before you comment again

28 = virgin lolz ;)
And 45
Stfu

45 it's a post on fml not English class

I'm not saying it is English class, I'm just asking people not to spell like they're mentally deficient.

Yeah 73 but isn't that argument over yet? I don't know why people care so fucking much about spelling on this silly, and sometimes stupid website. Only an asshole who has no argument complains about spelling. Either that or you're just a pretentious dick.

47 real original calling some one over the internet you don't even know a virgin.

41 might not be virgin, i've never heard anyone call clit a bean before XD

Haha I so agree, I had to read this post 3 times to get" flicking my bean"

So your trying to say that when you are typing as fast as an average person about 75 GPM it isn't okay to not push a key all the way down by accident. If that's how you look at it then you sir are a jackass. Just stating the truth. Oh was I talking to fast for you? Sorry I didn't realize your small incompetent brain couldn't intake the truth.

she does?

127- When you are replying to a thread you should clarify who you are talking to

127- *Too* fast for you.

Also, *you're* trying to say.

Good point 144, my small, incompetent brain didn't notice those mistakes when I first read 127s comment

U flick it I lick it

28, op is a girl.
op, who uses the phrase "flicking my bean"? lol

never seen a comment liked so much

198- I've seen a comment with over 800 thumbs up

it's a girl not a boy

Your hot

Haha nice out of all that you get out flicking the bean

Gross

Who says "flicking my bean"? Lol

or the person who wrote Gerard butler's lines...

Justin Bieber

23

30's mom

OP.

Jesus.

chelsea handler.

I'm surprised this person is from the Uniyed States. When I read " flicking my bean" I thought she was from England or something XD

Mr. Bean

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!

It's a British phrase

206 stole my line.

F u!!!!!!!

Déjà vu...

Trolololo

I've never heard the term 'flicking my bean'
How creative haha!

I've never heard if it before either but it wasn't the "bean" part of the quote that creeped me out it was the "flicking" part. Sounds painful.

It's old slang that was used. Lesbians also sometimes called beanflickers

I honestly didn't hear it before this either, so I did a search on Urban Dictionary. Couldn't people just use the word "masturbation" and be done with it

That is just tragic.

Bitch, please.

Well, that's, um, awkward. Get better, I guess. Or whatever you're supposed to say to this.