By Anonymous - 15/08/2011 00:25 - United States

Spicy
Today, while flicking my bean, I was thinking about my boyfriend who moved to California last week. Before I came, I had to stop because I started crying. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 411
You deserved it 10 045

Same thing different taste

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PurpleFrostingg 7
actingbro 3

Who says "flicking my bean"? Lol

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Ydi for using the phrase "flicking my bean"

Jos411 3

Lmfao i love that most of the comments are focused around the euphemism and not the fact that she missed her bf so much she cried while masturbating. Also, kudos on the level of determination. Not only did you break for a good cry but finished *air five*

I must have read this ten times (and added it to my favorites) before replying. Your term "flicking my bean actually turns me on. I imagine you, naked, all sweaty and sexy (I trust you are very attractive) really grinding it out, then I get to the part of you crying and I really feel badly for you. If you ever get tired of "flicking your bean" and want someone who's into "Licking the bean" send me a private message. BUT, only if you are of legal age - if not, then nevermind

"flicking my bean"........way to make it sound like something I'll never wanna do again.i have never heard anything like that.

RooBooBear 0

Good point, it does make it sound gross.

RooBooBear 0

Don't mix business with pleasure honey.

Nini101 2

you shouldn't be thinking about him and find someone else because long distance relationships never work.

brandiieileen 0

It's okay OP your boyfriend is probably busy crying while he is "spanking the ferret" don't worry .