Love: Missed me?

Missed me?

By brokebihhhh - 02/01/2017 09:22 - United States

Today, I caught a flight to see my boyfriend, who is stationed in the army 300 miles away. When I was just 15 minutes from the base he called to say that we should break up. Now I'm heading back to California, single and broke. FML

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By oh. - 15/12/2019 14:00 - United States

Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML

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Holiday blues

By Anonymous - 30/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML

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You're in the army now

By Crud - 06/02/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of six months dumped me over the phone. I'm in the military and recently had to move away to another fort. We'd agreed that we would try to make long distance work. I'd even offered to buy a plane ticket to come see her each weekend. I've been gone less than two weeks. FML

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The price of love

By broke - 05/05/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, I got home from visiting my long-distance girlfriend. I spent $366 to get a plane ticket to visit her for the week. The day after I arrived there, she broke up with me and I had to buy a ticket for an earlier flight home. With fees and penalties, I paid around $550 to be broken up with. FML

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By copenhagen20 - 05/03/2010 20:21 - United States

Today, I'm seven months into a twelve month deployment. I called my fiancée, and she dumped me. The worst part is that two days ago, I re-enlisted to go to a unit an hour away from her house. FML

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By MariadelMar - 19/08/2009 15:03 - United States

Today, I flew 8 hours to visit my boyfriend. When I arrived at the airport, and he started taking long to show up, I checked my email to see the info. I hit the junk mail by accident and found his last 10 emails in there. He had broken up with me a week ago. FML

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Make up to…

By single pringle - 05/11/2014 01:16 - United States - Morristown

Today, my boyfriend came home from college for the first time in weeks just to visit me. I was so excited that I spent two hours getting ready. Turns out he was only coming back to dump me. Now I'm single and out of foundation. FML

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Long distance

By DumpedGirl89 - 22/06/2021 14:01

Today, my long-distance boyfriend decided to tell me he found a girl in his hometown he’s become attracted to, and that he doesn’t love me anymore. He says we can "still be friends." I’d just driven 100 miles to see him. FML

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By Distraught - 01/03/2011 21:08 - Reserved

Today, the day before I was going to move in with my army fiancé, he was told he would be deployed very soon. I can't pay for the apartment without him, and now have to move back in with my parents until he returns from active duty. FML

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By jlee0000785 - 17/09/2012 14:15 - Australia

Today, the guy I have been seeing left town to visit his family for three weeks. A few hours later, he called me from the airport to say he is never coming back. FML

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TheAprilWitch 21

Tuesday 3 January 2017 5:56

I hope you two at least got to talk about it in person, since you were already there...

TheGreastest 24

Tuesday 3 January 2017 5:17

Now you can find someone who will appreciate you going 300 miles just to see them.

Comments

sonasonic 34

Tuesday 3 January 2017 5:17

You should have surprised him at the base by turning up there moments after he breaks up with you, and tell him that you will haunt him forever. His expression would be priceless. XD

TheGreastest 24

Tuesday 3 January 2017 5:17

Now you can find someone who will appreciate you going 300 miles just to see them.

shabadabba 14

Wednesday 4 January 2017 19:19

I mean he may not have realized she was on her way

KingKralj 31

Tuesday 3 January 2017 5:24

What an ass. He deserves to be dishonorably discharged. Nah, but that was not cool.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 3 January 2017 5:29

You're at an army base. You can get a boyfriend, a side-piece, a dom, a sub and an FWB in about 10 minutes, and have a fully-stocked friend zone to boot!

TheNewGuy03 28

Wednesday 4 January 2017 11:46

Being a vet, I know this is all too true. Haha

cwfabb 0

Tuesday 3 January 2017 5:33

I think that everyone is assuming that OP's ex knew that OP was coming. If he did, then yes, it is a dick move. But if he didn't, then it was just bad luck that he chose that time to call.

Mediusa 15

Tuesday 3 January 2017 9:54

Oh I read it as if OP just visited her boyfriend at the base and was 15minutes from his base on the way back and he didn't have the guts to tell her in person. But here's why suprise visits are never a good idea when someone lives that far away.