By Yousaidyouweremoving - 11/12/2016 16:23 - United States

Today, I saw my ex-boyfriend at Wal-Mart. This would have been fine had he not broken up with me because he was "moving to Canada." FML
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lexiieeex3 32

That's the most pathetic excuse in the book. You're better off OP if he can't be more honest with you than that.

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Nubsche 18
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Maybe he is back to visit family? dont judge too fast OP.

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thefmlman2011 35
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And that's wnere you walk up confidently and slap him for lying.... What? Just me? But seriously catch him out.

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maritime1992 5
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I'm sorry, but you don't have the right to put your hands on anyone. I would hope you would expect to get punched back if you did that. Gotta just get over it and move on.

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lexiieeex3 32

Because it's completely acceptable for a man to hit a woman. Right...

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maritime1992 5
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It's not acceptable to hit anyone, regardless of gender. If you put your hands on a man, don't be surprised if he retaliates. You would have brought it on yourself.

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Dave_Davington 33
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Yeah, no. Don't hit people except in self defense (and yes, this applies to all, regardless of gender).

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Jay18 22
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#4 in this world no, but if the woman just out right does it without good reason then yes it is

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DoomedGemini 37
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But you're fine with the suggestion of a woman hitting a man..? A man has every right to defend himself.

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lexiieeex3 32

That's the most pathetic excuse in the book. You're better off OP if he can't be more honest with you than that.

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Nubsche 18
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Maybe he is back to visit family? dont judge too fast OP.

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sasquatchius 3
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That's actually a pretty good excuse, it only failed because you saw him again, had you not it would've let you down real gentle like.

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rivaraven 35
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He is gonna move! In some years. But no, maybe he is just back visiting family? Or he actually is a douche who thought he wouldn't get caught.

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species4872 19

He commutes.

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hpandher 16
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Was it just after Trump won?? In that case, he might have said that in heat of the moment.

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RichardPencil 30
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Or Canada rejected his request for political asylum. He won't Have To live like a refugee.

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SmittyJA24 26

Did he say when he was moving?

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RichardPencil 30
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"Moving to Canada" is a euphemism for going to Wal-mart. Some people are ashamed to admit they are going there.

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torrea 19
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Wow, what a coward loser. That's a dick move, be happy you've got rid of him. Although I would've bitch slapped him when I saw him.

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