FML : Today, my husband and I went to the store. Because we have no car, we had to walk four miles in the 115 fahrenheit weather. It didn't click until we were...

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Today, my husband and I went to the store. Because we have no car, we had to walk four miles in the 115 fahrenheit weather. It didn't click until we were standing outside the door with a metric shit-tonne of ice-cream, that we'd have to tear ass back home to keep it all from melting. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 1 July 2012 17:09 / United States

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By karamman | 5

#4639318 - Monday 2 July 2012 02:03

4 miles for some ice cream? Now that's determination

By Dracoboxer357 | 35

#4639384 - Monday 2 July 2012 02:26

So, you purchased 1000 kgs of ice-cream (plus whatever the difference is between a shit-tonne and a regular tonne is), with a distance of 6.4 kms needed to travel, in an environment of roughly 46'C, which gives you an estimated time of 10 minutes before it's melted beyond consumption........Interesting. I guess the only question I have to that is, can you and your husband maintain a running speed of no less than 38.4 km/h, with a tonne strapped to your combined asses, for 10 solid minutes? Because if not, you may not have thought this through very well. :)

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By lolfood | 24

#4639317 - Monday 2 July 2012 02:03

Eat it all right now!

BIGBOY4rmAHM | 19

#4639341 - Monday 2 July 2012 02:08

Or return it.

BIGBOY4rmAHM | 19

#4639396 - Monday 2 July 2012 02:32

Or return it.

kyleekay | 25

#4639400 - Monday 2 July 2012 02:35

10- But then they would have NO ice cream, and that would be a sad, sad day.

Dracoboxer357 | 35

#4639430 - Monday 2 July 2012 02:51

27- Few truer words have been spoken....or typed. I say eat can you can, cut your losses with the rest, and call it a fantastic day. ;)

Calyx_fml | 21

#4640237 - Monday 2 July 2012 06:41

Give it away give it away give it away, now!

zandalee | 19

#4640263 - Monday 2 July 2012 06:48

After eating as much as you can, have an ice cream fight!

PrimeEvilTahir | 23

#4640269 - Monday 2 July 2012 06:49

There are several solution to this: Taxi/cab Bus Use a friend to drop you Rent a car Borrow a car If none of the solution provided is readily available, talk to the store manager to allow you to keep the icecream in the freezer till you comeback with a car. I'm sure you can find SOME sort of transport faster than your two legs...

zandalee | 19

#4640304 - Monday 2 July 2012 07:03

....yep but not as much fun as ice cream fight.... Am I right or am I right.

opendoorclosed | 8

#4640420 - Monday 2 July 2012 07:41

I say walk at your own pace, then have some lovely chocolate soup for dinner....

youaredumb1117 | 1

#4642627 - Monday 2 July 2012 09:10

They would, it would have been eaten? Your logic is flawed!

By karamman | 5

#4639318 - Monday 2 July 2012 02:03

4 miles for some ice cream? Now that's determination

mikeymayhem_87 | 15

#4639325 - Monday 2 July 2012 02:05

Haha, most definitely!

Boomshadow | 3

#4639344 - Monday 2 July 2012 02:10

At least when OP got home, they would already have burned off some of the calories!

aleeshttylXD | 9

#4639777 - Monday 2 July 2012 04:30

then probably gained it all back eating it.

aleeshttylXD | 9

#4639783 - Monday 2 July 2012 04:31

then probably gained it all back eating the icecream..

luckylea24 | 7

#4639896 - Monday 2 July 2012 04:56

Yeah well, ice-cream is so totally worth it!! Especially if it involves chocolate :D

Inheritance | 10

#4640036 - Monday 2 July 2012 05:39

If it melts re-freeze it? I mean might be a little frozen burnt but totally worth it.

Mathyouu | 0

#4640291 - Monday 2 July 2012 06:57

69 likes.

By mikeymayhem_87 | 15

#4639319 - Monday 2 July 2012 02:03

YOU CAN DO IT!!

Sumalum | 7

#4639353 - Monday 2 July 2012 02:14

LIES!!

By Sumalum | 7

#4639321 - Monday 2 July 2012 02:04

I don't think you're going to make it..

mikeymayhem_87 | 15

#4639332 - Monday 2 July 2012 02:07

LIES!!

mikeymayhem_87 | 15

#4639422 - Monday 2 July 2012 02:48

LIES!!

By rollinmoney | 3

#4639335 - Monday 2 July 2012 02:07

I think it's metric "shit"-ton.

By DocBastard | 38

#4639338 - Monday 2 July 2012 02:08

You'll never make it. My best advice would be to sit your ass down on the curb, grab a spoon, and dig in. Feel free to share what you can't finish. Then you all can send thanks to whomever the genius was who invented ice cream in the first place.

LouisianaBob | 9

#4639391 - Monday 2 July 2012 02:29

I'd say they may as well take their time instead of walking four miles in 115 degree weather unless of course they want heat stroke.

doctorhook86 | 24

#4639515 - Monday 2 July 2012 03:10

In the wilds of Suburbia, I can imagine Survivorman advising viewers to use ice cream to survive the blistering heat on that trek.

unsuccesfulmastu | 4

#4641284 - Monday 2 July 2012 01:51

It was the cows that created it, it's always those god damn cows.

_highandlow | 5

#4645852 - Tuesday 3 July 2012 02:17

That inventor of ice cream my dear friends was the wife of President Madison, Dolly Madison :)

By Aug1508 | 9

#4639340 - Monday 2 July 2012 02:08

Instead of ice cream you'll have milkshakes.

reallytho3 | 11

#4639389 - Monday 2 July 2012 02:28

Or hot chocolate lol

pokefan813 | 16

#4639573 - Monday 2 July 2012 03:23

Or flavored cheese

xXxIracebethxXx | 14

#4639721 - Monday 2 July 2012 04:18

#46 - Yeah, because cheese doesn't have flavor already, right?

sonicgreg | 12

#4641244 - Monday 2 July 2012 01:42

No. It just has that faint moldy texture, makes you wanna taste and that's whats tricking you .

crapmaster3000 | 19

#5988729 - Thursday 26 June 2014 06:18

But will they bring all the boys to the yard?

By MrsVicious | 8

#4639345 - Monday 2 July 2012 02:11

Idiots

ailsajayne | 5

#4639360 - Monday 2 July 2012 02:17

How constructive of you and light hearted might I add...

bellygirl2000 | 0

#4639373 - Monday 2 July 2012 02:23

Bootyhead u should just shut your face

ALpein | 0

#4640335 - Monday 2 July 2012 07:17

Can't be a preschool teacher with that attitude.

leadawg75 | 12

#4640365 - Monday 2 July 2012 07:25

Bitch.

sarahlouise0506 | 10

#4640471 - Monday 2 July 2012 08:08

Your married, with a title of 'misses'?

TheArchAngel | 8

#4640917 - Monday 2 July 2012 10:56

105- What other title is she suppossed to have?

TriflingAllDay | 6

#4644673 - Tuesday 3 July 2012 05:26

I wish I could run everyone in this comment section over with a very large truck. Except 15.

By kyleekay | 25

#4639359 - Monday 2 July 2012 02:17

Is "shirt-ton" a new measuring unit that I wasn't aware of?

sayhey22 | 19

#4639367 - Monday 2 July 2012 02:21

"shit-ton"

kyleekay | 25

#4639390 - Monday 2 July 2012 02:28

It was "shirt-ton" originally. The mods probably edited it.

By ICastillo | 24

#4639372 - Monday 2 July 2012 02:23

Good luck...

hockeyoceancity | 13

#4639388 - Monday 2 July 2012 02:27

You too Ted, hold in the smoke man! HOLD IT!

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