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Today, a drunk man opened the unlocked door to my house thinking it was his house. He tried to attack me because he thought I was a burglar. FML

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By jerrid / Sunday 21 February 2010 18:05 / United States

Today, after recently having had surgery, I Iearnt that some extra tissue was needed to cover up the hole in the roof of my mouth. Where did they get this tissue? From a dead person. I now have the flesh of a dead person in my mouth, which by the way is now infected. FML

I agree, your life sucks

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By Sophie / Wednesday 17 February 2010 05:07 / United States

Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML

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By Marco / Monday 13 October 2008 08:29 /

Today, my friend whacked me on the family jewels while I was washing my hands in the college bathroom. While I lay writhing in pain on the floor, a guy at the urinal turned around towards me to see what was wrong. He was still peeing. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By TJ - / Thursday 7 January 2010 16:50 / India

Today, I found out that I have been declared dead by my credit card company in England because I haven't used it since I moved to Thailand last year. I will need three witnesses to convince them that I am actually alive. FML

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By Arsinoe - / Wednesday 6 January 2010 00:02 / United Kingdom

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