Miscellaneous: Today, while eating at an outdoor café, a man on the street came...

By sandiego - 22/02/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, while eating at an outdoor café, a man on the street came up to me and said, "My girlfriend is sexier than you, bitch." Thanks for the confidence boost. FML

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You deserved it 2 826

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By gwengas - 30/07/2014 06:51 - France - Saint-ouen-des-alleux

Today, while out with my boyfriend, I gave a beggar some cash, who then smiled at me and said to my boyfriend, "You have a beautiful little lady, take good care of her." Flattered, I hoped my boyfriend would agree with the compliment. He turned and said, "Hear that? He said you were little." FML

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You deserved it 5 286

By saywhatnow - 25/11/2009 20:26 - United States

Today, a man stopped me to tell me I was the most beautiful woman he'd seen all day. He promptly followed that up with: "Then again, you are the only woman I've seen today, so, it can only go up from here." FML

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You deserved it 3 176

By emma_waters23 - 26/04/2013 00:11 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 823

You deserved it 6 002

By Jill - 25/02/2010 01:26 - France

Today, a friend of mine commented that I "have a lot of confidence for a fat girl". Ummm... thanks? FML

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You deserved it 4 503

By kaleigh - 31/05/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 800

You deserved it 10 186

By anonymous - 11/06/2015 14:37 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML

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You deserved it 2 636

By IHateMyLife - 22/09/2012 06:59 - United States - Fallbrook

Today, I received a compliment for the first time from a girl. She told me she admires my courage to go out in public since most ugly people don't like to. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 861

You deserved it 2 015

By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 19:07 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML

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You deserved it 5 867

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By YoushouldsaythattoHER - 12/09/2018 22:00

Today, a guy was telling me how his girlfriend considers me a "perfect beauty." Not used to getting this sort of compliment every day, I felt extremely flattered… until he started explaining in great detail why he couldn't disagree with her more. FML

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You deserved it 197

By epicc1584 - 30/07/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 155

You deserved it 4 450

GenevieveL 0

Monday 22 February 2010 12:22

Yeah, Angelina Jolie is probably sexier than you too. Who cares what some drugged out asshole on the street says?

Foxracingluver 0

Monday 22 February 2010 12:22

think of it this way... he said his gf was SEXIER which makes u sexy but her more.. so if anything he was calling u a sexy bitch... damn girl damn ur a sexy bitch a sexy bitch damn ur a sexy bitch damn girl!

Comments

namhowell 6

Monday 22 February 2010 12:28

What hell hole r u living in where people do that? And you shouldn't care like somebody has said!

LTMcleod 0

Monday 22 February 2010 16:04

it sounds like a joke, imagine dave chaple walking up to someone and saying that. haha sounds funny :) not a fml, you just take things to seriously

Blue_Black_fml 21

Monday 22 February 2010 12:31

normal people with sexy girlfriends dont go around telling other woman that their girlfriends are sexier...so YDI for listening to a creep, why does what he says matter?

sunsets 1

Monday 22 February 2010 12:33

He sounds like a insecure loser. Tell him your boyfriend is bigger than him.

drewrox 0

Monday 22 February 2010 12:45

I also agree with 18

drewrox 0

Monday 22 February 2010 12:41

that's when you bitch slap the living shit out of that ****

z_xcvu96 0

Monday 22 February 2010 13:07

I totally agree with #19

Foxracingluver 0

Monday 22 February 2010 12:44

oh I agree with number 11!!!

Sparkey 0

Monday 22 February 2010 14:18

#17 is not right next to #12. #12 wasn't on a boat or a plane, but did go with the children. #20 and #21 went one day apart. #22 does not have any pets.