Today, while eating at an outdoor café, a man on the street came up to me and said, "My girlfriend is sexier than you, bitch." Thanks for the confidence boost. FML
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Today, while out with my boyfriend, I gave a beggar some cash, who then smiled at me and said to my boyfriend, "You have a beautiful little lady, take good care of her." Flattered, I hoped my boyfriend would agree with the compliment. He turned and said, "Hear that? He said you were little." FML
Today, a man stopped me to tell me I was the most beautiful woman he'd seen all day. He promptly followed that up with: "Then again, you are the only woman I've seen today, so, it can only go up from here." FML
Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML
Today, a friend of mine commented that I "have a lot of confidence for a fat girl". Ummm... thanks? FML
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
Today, I received a compliment for the first time from a girl. She told me she admires my courage to go out in public since most ugly people don't like to. FML
Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML
Today, at the Y, someone told me I had a cute ass. I liked that until I realized: a) a woman said it; b) I'm a woman; c) I'm straight; d) it's my first compliment in 2 years even though I'm 25; and e) I'm so in need of positive attention I ran after this woman to ask for a date. Me desperate much? FML
Today, a guy was telling me how his girlfriend considers me a "perfect beauty." Not used to getting this sort of compliment every day, I felt extremely flattered… until he started explaining in great detail why he couldn't disagree with her more. FML
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Top comments
GenevieveL 0
Yeah, Angelina Jolie is probably sexier than you too. Who cares what some drugged out asshole on the street says?
Foxracingluver 0
think of it this way... he said his gf was SEXIER which makes u sexy but her more.. so if anything he was calling u a sexy bitch... damn girl damn ur a sexy bitch a sexy bitch damn ur a sexy bitch damn girl!
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Comments (164)
namhowell 6
What hell hole r u living in where people do that? And you shouldn't care like somebody has said!
LTMcleod 0
it sounds like a joke, imagine dave chaple walking up to someone and saying that. haha sounds funny :) not a fml, you just take things to seriously
Blue_Black_fml 21
normal people with sexy girlfriends dont go around telling other woman that their girlfriends are sexier...so YDI for listening to a creep, why does what he says matter?
sunsets 1
He sounds like a insecure loser. Tell him your boyfriend is bigger than him.
drewrox 0
I also agree with 18
drewrox 0
that's when you bitch slap the living shit out of that ****
z_xcvu96 0
I totally agree with #19
Foxracingluver 0
oh I agree with number 11!!!
Sparkey 0
#17 is not right next to #12. #12 wasn't on a boat or a plane, but did go with the children. #20 and #21 went one day apart. #22 does not have any pets.
drewrox 0
tell him to go suck his gf*s dick. lol
eat_this_buddie 5
you should have told him that he has a small one.
Eddie_Paints 0
I'll eat it baby,
simawesome_FYL 0
#11 got it, also really tuff guy, ain't he ?
i_is_a_tr00l 0
I love how people comment on firsts, saying "**** you","stfu" or "nobody cares." Let them be, you're making it worse. God damn bitches. >:|
eat_this_buddie 5
haha Eddie. made me laugh ;)