FML : Today, I had one of the worst first dates of my life. After leaving the restaurant early, we went to a party to try and salvage the night. My date then...

Today, I had one of the worst first dates of my life. After leaving the restaurant early, we went to a party to try and salvage the night. My date then got wasted, ended up puking in the back seat of my car on the way home, then lied about it. My night ended with me cleaning vomit out of my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By shwasted - / Monday 22 February 2010 05:17 / United States

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By time4coffee | 3

#881984 - Monday 22 February 2010 12:33

YDI should have dumped him after the restaurant.

By heyred | 11

#881957 - Monday 22 February 2010 12:25

This sounds suspiciously like the 80's movie, "Blind Date."

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By funnyman95 | 0

#881928 - Monday 22 February 2010 12:20

Was it your FIRST date?

Elamdri | 0

#882008 - Monday 22 February 2010 12:49

It says first date in the first sentence.

nazooer | 10

#882070 - Monday 22 February 2010 13:15

No, it says one of his first dates. How many first dates do you get, OP?

ImaginaryFoe | 0

#882072 - Monday 22 February 2010 13:15

I think #1 meant first date ever. Funnyman, I don't think it was since he says "one of the worst first dates" of his life.

iSwag | 0

#882104 - Monday 22 February 2010 13:40

the point of #1's post was to announce his 'firstness'. notice the capital letters. not as much of a win as mushoo but nice try

inconvienentgurl | 0

#882174 - Monday 22 February 2010 14:37

To all of you who keep saying "his"...uhm the O.P. is a WOMAN.
@ 21....huh??

@ O.P. At least you know what not to look for in a guy, right? Sorry your date was so bad though.

sweetheart1 | 0

#882497 - Monday 22 February 2010 17:26

awh your so cute iswag lol

thundercats29 | 0

#883057 - Monday 22 February 2010 22:41

Lol lied about it? "Whats that?" "I dunno" "How did it get there?" "A guy came in, and he puke in your car!"

funnyman95 | 0

#883713 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 2:13

Yes, yes #19 is correct! Good job 19... You've now earned my friendship for an entire lifetime. CONGRATS!!!

iSwag | 0

#884781 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 9:07

@ 30 lol thanks :)

@ 29 even though that comment cost you a middle finger it still made me laugh and for that u thank you lol

@ funnyman thanks...but seeing as how nobody before me noticed perhaps it was a bigger win than I thought...kudos bro

By omgitsdomonique | 0

#881929 - Monday 22 February 2010 12:20

sucks for you! (enter number of the numerical order I'm under)

By dreamer15 | 0

#881937 - Monday 22 February 2010 12:22

ew that's disgusting I hope you at least tookhim home though

By MQ_was_here | 0

#881954 - Monday 22 February 2010 12:25

I can't believe you would want IT in your car after what it just did. *sigh*

By Secret_Fire_King | 0

#881956 - Monday 22 February 2010 12:25

OP could have put out.. Just 'cause she just had the worst first date ever, doesn't mean her date can't have the best.. ;-)

tsoccerdude | 0

#883298 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 0:19

r u gay fire king

Sirin_fml | 46

#883309 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 0:22

r u 1nc4p4bl3 0v sp3ll1ng ts0cc3rdood?!?!!111!11!!!!!!!11111

redshortsx | 0

#886637 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 0:19

yeah seriously dude look at your pic

Secret_Fire_King | 0

#895475 - Saturday 27 February 2010 0:17

nah, I'm heterosexual.. Why do you ask soccerdude?
If it's for the reason I think: I'm sorry, I'm not the slightest bit interested.. XD
redshorts might be up for it, though.. xD

By heyred | 11

#881957 - Monday 22 February 2010 12:25

This sounds suspiciously like the 80's movie, "Blind Date."

By EllyH | 0

#881980 - Monday 22 February 2010 12:31

Why do you drive home bad first dates?
don't do that :)

By time4coffee | 3

#881984 - Monday 22 February 2010 12:33

YDI should have dumped him after the restaurant.

MQ_was_here | 0

#881987 - Monday 22 February 2010 12:35

Wahi^^

MQ_was_here | 0

#881989 - Monday 22 February 2010 12:37

Oh shoot, I just realized I wrote that in Urdu. What I meant to say was "Exactly". LOL.

Ahem.

ImaginaryFoe | 0

#882077 - Monday 22 February 2010 13:18

OP is a man and apparently a gentleman. YDBetter.

iSwag | 0

#882191 - Monday 22 February 2010 14:47

@ MQ: nice shoes...I bet you look VERY GOOD in those :-)

KayBizz | 0

#882421 - Monday 22 February 2010 16:43

^ bet she's ugly. ur gonna regret that comment

MQ_was_here | 0

#882638 - Monday 22 February 2010 19:18

@ iSwag: lol, thank you. =)
and as for #29: *insert middle finger*

Good day.

MQ_was_here | 0

#882701 - Monday 22 February 2010 19:51

Okay, why am I feeding the picture-less troll?Carry on, mofo!

By Scourge87 | 0

#881998 - Monday 22 February 2010 12:42

I gather there won't be a second date ?

I mean, even if he was screwing up because he was too nervous (something I could relate to) it sounds like he couldn't do sh*t straight with a ruler. Not a cool way to end up a night really, in any circumstances.