By shwasted - United States
Today, I had one of the worst first dates of my life. After leaving the restaurant early, we went to a party to try and salvage the night. My date then got wasted, ended up puking in the back seat of my car on the way home, then lied about it. My night ended with me cleaning vomit out of my car. FML
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To all of you who keep saying "his"...uhm the O.P. is a WOMAN.
@ 21....huh??

@ O.P. At least you know what not to look for in a guy, right? Sorry your date was so bad though.

  iSwag  |  0

@ 30 lol thanks :)

@ 29 even though that comment cost you a middle finger it still made me laugh and for that u thank you lol

@ funnyman thanks...but seeing as how nobody before me noticed perhaps it was a bigger win than I thought...kudos bro


nah, I'm heterosexual.. Why do you ask soccerdude?
If it's for the reason I think: I'm sorry, I'm not the slightest bit interested.. XD
redshorts might be up for it, though.. xD

By  Scourge87  |  0

I gather there won't be a second date ?

I mean, even if he was screwing up because he was too nervous (something I could relate to) it sounds like he couldn't do sh*t straight with a ruler. Not a cool way to end up a night really, in any circumstances.