Miscellaneous: Today, while eating at an outdoor café, a man on the street came...

By sandiego - 22/02/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, while eating at an outdoor café, a man on the street came up to me and said, "My girlfriend is sexier than you, bitch." Thanks for the confidence boost. FML

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By gwengas - 30/07/2014 06:51 - France - Saint-ouen-des-alleux

Today, while out with my boyfriend, I gave a beggar some cash, who then smiled at me and said to my boyfriend, "You have a beautiful little lady, take good care of her." Flattered, I hoped my boyfriend would agree with the compliment. He turned and said, "Hear that? He said you were little." FML

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By saywhatnow - 25/11/2009 20:26 - United States

Today, a man stopped me to tell me I was the most beautiful woman he'd seen all day. He promptly followed that up with: "Then again, you are the only woman I've seen today, so, it can only go up from here." FML

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By emma_waters23 - 26/04/2013 00:11 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML

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By Jill - 25/02/2010 01:26 - France

Today, a friend of mine commented that I "have a lot of confidence for a fat girl". Ummm... thanks? FML

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By kaleigh - 31/05/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML

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By anonymous - 11/06/2015 14:37 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML

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By IHateMyLife - 22/09/2012 06:59 - United States - Fallbrook

Today, I received a compliment for the first time from a girl. She told me she admires my courage to go out in public since most ugly people don't like to. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 19:07 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML

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By YoushouldsaythattoHER - 12/09/2018 22:00

Today, a guy was telling me how his girlfriend considers me a "perfect beauty." Not used to getting this sort of compliment every day, I felt extremely flattered… until he started explaining in great detail why he couldn't disagree with her more. FML

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By epicc1584 - 30/07/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML

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GenevieveL 0

Monday 22 February 2010 12:22

Yeah, Angelina Jolie is probably sexier than you too. Who cares what some drugged out asshole on the street says?

Foxracingluver 0

Monday 22 February 2010 12:22

think of it this way... he said his gf was SEXIER which makes u sexy but her more.. so if anything he was calling u a sexy bitch... damn girl damn ur a sexy bitch a sexy bitch damn ur a sexy bitch damn girl!

Comments

kayteeanne 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 0:49

tht is kinda sad:/

homicyd 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 0:58

hes just upset bc he cant cant get someone hott. prolly just a hater. i bet your beautiful

randy121 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 1:09

did u laugh at him?

bandgeek5195 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 1:14

All I have to say is: WTF!!

1taylor1818 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 1:23

spank his booty and say 'who u talkin to bitch???'

gingersnapper 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 1:52

OP, don't feel bad! Those Real Dolls are a miracle of science, after all.

Vishpal 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 2:47

I wouldn't have been offended if I were you. Nobody would feel the need to say that to an ugly person, because it'd be obvious that his girlfriend was sexier. The fact that he chose to compare the both of you shows that he finds you attractive.

magpieram 2

Tuesday 23 February 2010 2:48

Shoulda said to him - "what, she practices ***********"

sadmcphee 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 3:20

Oh, oh god no, don't even tell me, the horror! someone is sexier than you? the girl he loves? just end it now...

Butterfly_Kisses_fml 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 3:24

wow...random... by the sounds of it your gorgous and he is 1)jelouse that his girlfriend isn't as hot as you 2)on drugs 3)on a dare don't let it get to you, who cares what some random stranger says