FML : Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me....

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Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 20 July 2010 10:12 / United Kingdom

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By perdix | 29

#1113977 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 16:14

Maybe the pretty dude will let you rear-end him.

By Stfu_bitch | 0

#1113880 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 15:55

What the FUCK??

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By Stfu_bitch | 0

#1113880 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 15:55

What the FUCK??

w00ble | 0

#1113904 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 15:58

Hahahaha

This is one of my favorite FMLs!!

40ozToFreedom | 0

#1113928 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 16:02

so you're gay? haha fyl

dancingxthexmoon | 0

#1113980 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 16:14

haha lol :)

pertained | 12

#1114035 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 16:24

makes for a cute yaoi :DD

Chickenfoot117 | 6

#1114085 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 16:37

Were you paying attention to the road, or were you looking at the "woman" in the red dress.

thegirlnextdoorr | 0

#1114094 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 16:38

OP- Ouch, at least you didn't hit on her? FYL...

dancingxthexmoon | 0

#1114097 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 16:39

26- isn't yaoi the jap word for boy love / gay manga?
I have a cousin who obsessively watches that stuff. :/

Chickenfoot117 | 6

#1114115 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 16:42

Right.... your cousin.... because he would tell you he watches yaoi face to face.... How the hell did I get into this conversation.

mak3_1t_ra1n | 0

#1114129 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 16:45

sounds like someones repressed homosexual feelings are being unearthed

Dodlaf_fml | 4

#1114165 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 16:51

me too..but that always happens.

zackk5 | 0

#1114174 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 16:52

hey look I can reply to the first comment too!

marinus_fml | 19

#1114180 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 16:53

it could have been worse...
it could have been and old man without teeth haha!

scrapytiger3 | 0

#1114252 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 17:06

was it lady gaga?

Granddragon | 0

#1114348 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 17:29

I'll bet he's team Edward.

Trupe | 3

#1114353 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 17:29

That's a funny story to tell your friends haha. "Yeah I crashed my car eyeing up a really cute dude. But not in a gay way."

suppressed08 | 2

#1114360 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 17:31

epic :)

VegasSkiess | 0

#1114390 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 17:41

60- lol, win:)

gabbster95 | 0

#1114393 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 17:42

aren't really feminine men that aren't gay called metro sexual?

DarkHelmet | 10

#1114476 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 18:00

Metro Sexual is about 3 millimeters from gay on the sex classification scale so that pretty much ='s GAY!!

myschyveus | 0

#1114479 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 18:04

38 he or she didn't specify a sex for their cousin or themselves if I recall. so yeah, you're going on assumptions here kid.

the_flirtt | 0

#1114536 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 18:21

hah wow fyl op

yzaldana | 0

#1114577 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 18:29

#33 The Matrix, alright :D

megiscool123 | 0

#1114586 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 18:30

hahahahaha!!!!

OhWowFYLindeed | 0

#1114593 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 18:36

Pwned, times two! :D

JohnGraveline | 0

#1114626 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 18:48

butkiss, OP. Butt-Kiss!

mcmackiee | 0

#1114629 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 18:49

I've totally done that before. it makes your day just ten times worse!

xdanifyx | 0

#1114632 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 18:50

yuck nasssssty

PentiumBawls8 | 0

#1114640 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 18:55

Would be comical if his insurance company made him fill out a "No Homo" form.

cantfightfate | 0

#1114661 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 19:02

hahahha!! best fml i've read in a while!

greatvoyage53 | 0

#1114669 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 19:06

mine to #8

youngrob | 0

#1115071 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 20:23

damn op that blows, 90.. best pic iv seen um awhile

jdawgg92 | 1

#1115211 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 21:06

haha. just like that Progressive insurance commercial

TheIrishJaneDoe | 8

#1115245 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 21:17

66: That depends on your definition of feminine. Metrosexuals are typically quite concerned with their looks, and pay lots of attention to style and grooming. Sometimes it includes their hobbies and interests too, like a concern for the style of their atmosphere, eg their home's decor.