Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was walking on a busy street. I saw this beautiful blonde walking across the street and a car was coming. I wanted to be like in the movies where the guy pushes the girl out of the way so she doesn't get hit. I accidentally pushed her the wrong way. Right into the car. FML
Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML
Today, I was driving along when I saw a hot girl walking. I decided to impress her by doing a 180 degree turn. Successfully pulling off my trick, I decided to back up so I could go the right way. Not looking behind, I backed up and smashed into a wall. FML
Today, I was driving and saw two hot girls on the sidewalk so I rolled down the window to whistle at them. However, I failed to notice that the car in front of me had stopped at a red light. I rear ended the car, the girls ran away laughing their asses off, and now I have to pay for the damage. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, my husband managed to crash the car because he was too busy looking at an attractive girl with her leggings wedged up her ass crack, and I know he only crashed because he was looking at her, because I was in the car with him when it happened. FML
Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a hill and noticed a pretty girl sitting at the bus stop. I guess I was staring pretty hard, because the next thing I knew, I was swerving off the road and smashing into a tree. She laughed at me. FML
Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Maybe the pretty dude will let you rear-end him.
Stfu_bitch 0
What the ****??
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Comments (145)
kuntageous 0
hahaha. you have good taste :)
portuguesebaby97 0
haha poooor you
XxDrUnKeNGaMeRxX 0
35- hit on HIM
hhill2020 0
Sounds like something from "The Average American Male" by Chad Kultgen. Just saying...
Namenlos_fml 20
Pheromones + latent homosexuality = car crash makes sense to me
fable_fayebee 0
yup, good to know you like shims :) fyl
Hwikek 2
Interesting story. Is it true that biscuits are a little dry? I don't mean to be rude with this comment I am just curious
Kyousho 0
YDI for not looking at the road
Sentance 0
Justin beiber?
ashleytiffany 0
I hate when woman can't walk down these streets because an idiotic perverted man always has to look at her ass and beep and whistle. it is greatly disrespectful!
nerdsgetmehot 23
Not to mention it's seriously creepy! I had a bad incident at a bus stop where a guy pulled over and offered me a ride...I declined even though I assumed he was just trying to be nice. But then he said, "Well, you're too pretty to be taking the bus" and blatantly checked me out.