Transportation: Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty...

By Anonymous - 20/07/2010 10:12 - United Kingdom

Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML

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You dolt!

By ilovefootball - 07/09/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I was walking on a busy street. I saw this beautiful blonde walking across the street and a car was coming. I wanted to be like in the movies where the guy pushes the girl out of the way so she doesn't get hit. I accidentally pushed her the wrong way. Right into the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2017 02:00

Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML

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Dingus

By Anonymous - 26/06/2010 13:24 - Tanzania United Republic of

Today, I was driving along when I saw a hot girl walking. I decided to impress her by doing a 180 degree turn. Successfully pulling off my trick, I decided to back up so I could go the right way. Not looking behind, I backed up and smashed into a wall. FML

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By embarrassed - 21/07/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I was driving and saw two hot girls on the sidewalk so I rolled down the window to whistle at them. However, I failed to notice that the car in front of me had stopped at a red light. I rear ended the car, the girls ran away laughing their asses off, and now I have to pay for the damage. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By Anonomous - 26/01/2015 15:48 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2019 02:00 - Brazil

Today, I was riding my bike down a hill and noticed a pretty girl sitting at the bus stop. I guess I was staring pretty hard, because the next thing I knew, I was swerving off the road and smashing into a tree. She laughed at me. FML

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Play it cool

By NathanPlays - 23/04/2011 01:39 - United States

Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By disturbed - 10/05/2009 09:56 - United States

Today, I got rear-ended at a stoplight by a woman who had been doing her make-up while driving. She didn't get out to see if I was okay until she had finished perfectly applying both lipliner and gloss. FML

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perdix 29

Tuesday 20 July 2010 16:14

Maybe the pretty dude will let you rear-end him.

Stfu_bitch 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 15:55

What the ****??

Comments

kuntageous 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 17:42

hahaha. you have good taste :)

portuguesebaby97 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 18:19

haha poooor you

XxDrUnKeNGaMeRxX 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 18:23

35- hit on HIM

hhill2020 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 18:25

Sounds like something from "The Average American Male" by Chad Kultgen. Just saying...

Namenlos_fml 20

Tuesday 20 July 2010 18:32

Pheromones + latent homosexuality = car crash makes sense to me

fable_fayebee 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 18:37

yup, good to know you like shims :) fyl

Hwikek 2

Tuesday 20 July 2010 18:45

Interesting story. Is it true that biscuits are a little dry? I don't mean to be rude with this comment I am just curious

Kyousho 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 18:52

YDI for not looking at the road

Sentance 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 19:16

Justin beiber?

ashleytiffany 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 19:16

I hate when woman can't walk down these streets because an idiotic perverted man always has to look at her ass and beep and whistle. it is greatly disrespectful!

nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 20 July 2010 19:25

Not to mention it's seriously creepy! I had a bad incident at a bus stop where a guy pulled over and offered me a ride...I declined even though I assumed he was just trying to be nice. But then he said, "Well, you're too pretty to be taking the bus" and blatantly checked me out.