Transportation: Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty...

By Anonymous - 20/07/2010 10:12 - United Kingdom

Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML

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You dolt!

By ilovefootball - 07/09/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I was walking on a busy street. I saw this beautiful blonde walking across the street and a car was coming. I wanted to be like in the movies where the guy pushes the girl out of the way so she doesn't get hit. I accidentally pushed her the wrong way. Right into the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2017 02:00

Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML

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Dingus

By Anonymous - 26/06/2010 13:24 - Tanzania United Republic of

Today, I was driving along when I saw a hot girl walking. I decided to impress her by doing a 180 degree turn. Successfully pulling off my trick, I decided to back up so I could go the right way. Not looking behind, I backed up and smashed into a wall. FML

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By embarrassed - 21/07/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I was driving and saw two hot girls on the sidewalk so I rolled down the window to whistle at them. However, I failed to notice that the car in front of me had stopped at a red light. I rear ended the car, the girls ran away laughing their asses off, and now I have to pay for the damage. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By Anonomous - 26/01/2015 15:48 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2019 02:00 - Brazil

Today, I was riding my bike down a hill and noticed a pretty girl sitting at the bus stop. I guess I was staring pretty hard, because the next thing I knew, I was swerving off the road and smashing into a tree. She laughed at me. FML

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Play it cool

By NathanPlays - 23/04/2011 01:39 - United States

Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By disturbed - 10/05/2009 09:56 - United States

Today, I got rear-ended at a stoplight by a woman who had been doing her make-up while driving. She didn't get out to see if I was okay until she had finished perfectly applying both lipliner and gloss. FML

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perdix 29

Tuesday 20 July 2010 16:14

Maybe the pretty dude will let you rear-end him.

Stfu_bitch 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 15:55

What the ****??

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was744 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 6:05

correction. was s/he Mayhem?

esueh 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 8:49

ugh well that was disappointing for me when I found out it was a man ... I can't imagine how it felt for u

x1ncr3d1badx 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 11:42

just a guess but wiz it Justin beiber lolol.......NO ****

AlanDente 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 15:15

YES! A great opportunity to feel better about my own confused feelings towards homosexuality by berating some guy who made a genuine mistake but was comfortable enough with his own sexuality to share the funny story. Whoever said that 'metrosexuality is basically 1% away from homosexuality' needs to spend a little more time doing research. Try wikipedia maybe? It's layman's terms, but would be an improvement. Then again, in a country where anyone and everyone different is labelled a 'fag', maybe you're right after all.

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Wednesday 21 July 2010 15:24

STFU, fag.

joeinthedark 18

Wednesday 21 July 2010 16:30

Kudos to you sir. Well said.

EricJ 3

Wednesday 21 July 2010 20:35

Jim Morrison taught us, "Keep your eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel."

thejedi08 10

Thursday 22 July 2010 22:46

officer: how did this happen? Guy: i got distracted by that girl Officer: thats actually a guy, sir... no ticket just put this on FML.com

elza_walker_16 1

Saturday 24 July 2010 11:37

Ouch. That sucks. I guess it happens OP, but you still YDI for not keeping your eyes on the road. At least you had something pretty to look at for the time being, right? ;)