Transportation: Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty...

By Anonymous - 20/07/2010 10:12 - United Kingdom

Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML

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By ilovefootball - 07/09/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I was walking on a busy street. I saw this beautiful blonde walking across the street and a car was coming. I wanted to be like in the movies where the guy pushes the girl out of the way so she doesn't get hit. I accidentally pushed her the wrong way. Right into the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2017 02:00

Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML

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Dingus

By Anonymous - 26/06/2010 13:24 - Tanzania United Republic of

Today, I was driving along when I saw a hot girl walking. I decided to impress her by doing a 180 degree turn. Successfully pulling off my trick, I decided to back up so I could go the right way. Not looking behind, I backed up and smashed into a wall. FML

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By embarrassed - 21/07/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I was driving and saw two hot girls on the sidewalk so I rolled down the window to whistle at them. However, I failed to notice that the car in front of me had stopped at a red light. I rear ended the car, the girls ran away laughing their asses off, and now I have to pay for the damage. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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Wandering eye

By Anonymous - 24/09/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband managed to crash the car because he was too busy looking at an attractive girl with her leggings wedged up her ass crack, and I know he only crashed because he was looking at her, because I was in the car with him when it happened. FML

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By Anonomous - 26/01/2015 15:48 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2019 02:00 - Brazil

Today, I was riding my bike down a hill and noticed a pretty girl sitting at the bus stop. I guess I was staring pretty hard, because the next thing I knew, I was swerving off the road and smashing into a tree. She laughed at me. FML

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Play it cool

By NathanPlays - 23/04/2011 01:39 - United States

Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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perdix 29

Tuesday 20 July 2010 16:14

Maybe the pretty dude will let you rear-end him.

Stfu_bitch 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 15:55

What the ****??

Comments

Jimboom 11

Tuesday 20 July 2010 16:24

Lol. Can see what was on your mind at the time... except you know you wanted to rear-end that guy and not the car in front of you. And lets just be honest... you knew it was a guy all along. ;-)

BOPPLE 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 16:33

bahahahaha. unlucky! maybe next time focus more on driving?

xoxocutiepiexo 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 16:38

ydi

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 20 July 2010 16:53

I have spotted hawt guys walking by when I'm driving, But I don't stare! I take a quick glance and keep on driving. Staring will end up in fml's like this cause you wern't paying attention to the road in front of you.

squirrels_FTW 3

Tuesday 20 July 2010 16:55

hahahahahahaha! that's funny!

FuzzyPeachez 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 17:07

oh. fail

joeinthedark 18

Tuesday 20 July 2010 17:08

Well done! You know what they say. Ass is ass and any port in a storm!

nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 20 July 2010 17:14

Keep your eyes on the road, man! Chances are nothing would have happened with her anyway, since there isn't much you could do besides shouting at her about how pretty she is...And that generally doesn't go down well.

joeinthedark 18

Tuesday 20 July 2010 17:17

What are you talking about? That's how I get all of my ladies. I pull over and say, 'hey good looking! Do you like to party?' Then they get in my car and we go around the corner.