Today, while driving in the car with my father, he handed me his iPhone and asked me to Google "Is ObamaCare good for our country?" As soon as I typed in "Is", the first result was "Is olive oil good for anal." FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I was on the internet with my Dad looking up information about allergies. I began to type 'allergies' into the Google Search Box and as I typed 'a', the phrase 'amazing sex positions' popped up as a search I had already looked up. My Dad asked me if any of the positions worked out. FML
Today, I found out my dad bought an iPhone. I've spent the better part of the last six months teaching him how to check his email and online newspapers. FML
Today, I Googled my father, who I haven't seen in 3 years. The first website link was his obituary. When I confronted my mom about it, she said, "Oh, didn't I tell you?" and walked off. FML
Today, my family, grandma included, took some time to discuss whether or not olive oil is a suitable substitute for lube. FML
Today, my crush asked to use my phone so he could Google something. Flattered that he wanted to use my phone, I agreed. After he was done, he handed it back with a weird look. I later realized he had found himself in my top searches. FML
Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML
Today, I was texting my crush. I tried to say, "I need a nap," but my iPhone changed it to "I need anal." I sent it. FML
Today, I went to the Apple store to try and figure out what's going on with my iPhone. After an hour of speaking to three different geniuses and waiting around, their solution was to "Google it." FML
Today, I was on the phone to my boss and I mentioned about finding what he needed in the search history. Later, my dad asked what a search history is. When I explained, he went red and asked me if I could maybe delete his without reading it. Jesus Christ, Dad, use private browsing. FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
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Top comments
Welshite 39
He likes it extra-virgin.
flashback.miss 28
well, at least we know another use for olive oil...
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Comments (64)
limabeanett 5
I'm starting to become seriously worried about todays society as a whole
Welshite 39
He likes it extra-virgin.
evan_7899 28
I'm surprised it got this far down the comments for someone to say that
jasmine2301 25
Tell your dad to delete his history next time?
edanielleh 21
The real question here is... did your mom smell like olive oil?
evan_7899 28
"Mom is that a new perfume?" Yes but I don't spray it, your dad does".
iphonehipster12 5
you should show him the "clear history" button.
Ramanella 26
....I would ignore it and not ask questions. Some things you just don't want to know, and are none of your business.
Epikouros 31
No, you want something more bland like mineral oil, sunflower oil, Crisco or petroleum jelly (vaseline). But never use an oil- or fat-based lubricant when using a latex condom. In that case, silicone-based lube is far superior to water-based lube, which feels cold and dries up quickly.
graceinsheepwear 33
The real question is is he giving or receiving?
onlymytwocents 9
It gets the job done
punkyboy 11
well what was the answer.