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which is why you yawn loudly and see if they stop
ive seen this exact same FML... get a new story
ewww but no one wants to hear about how their dad's going to mouthwash with their mum's ******.. YEKK!!!!! LMAO!!!
you should have pretended to wake up asap!!
#2 He totally did. I know it.
I wouldve embarrassed them about it later;(
Good thing to do
Right when they started you should have pretended to wake up and made a loud noise to let them know.
True. This is probably the funniest FML ive seen in a while.
lol love that reply... xD, but use alcohol to help when your eyes are open
haha he so did!!! i mean if he was "sleeping" he could of like moved so they could shut up.
That's what I was thinking. He could've easily faked waking up, so there's only one reason that he didn't.. It totally turned him on!
YDI for being allergic to fur
what the ****?
Lmao, you win #5
you make nooooooo sense
Boots with the fur?
whats a diarrhea?
It's a special time in a young man's life...
i believe its an old old wooden ship, made during the civil war era
Search it on google images
Umm you could've pretended to wake up. YDI for putting up with it.
i think i read a similar fml some time ago, except instead the parents were discussing how fat the author was or something. not saying this is fake though. why didn't you wake up? once they started you should've been able to tell what they were talking about and immediately woke up instead of still lieing there "asleep". unless you actually wanted to hear it, which makes this not an fml.
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And this is why it pays to pretend with headphones on.
Right when they started you should have pretended to wake up and made a loud noise to let them know.