Love: Today, while driving home with my parents. I pretended to be...

By Joel_mama - 27/07/2009 01:12 - New Zealand

Today, while driving home with my parents. I pretended to be asleep so mum wouldn't talk to me. They then took this time to describe what they were going to do to each other when they got home. In full detail. FML

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silverx10 0

Monday 27 July 2009 9:15

And this is why it pays to pretend with headphones on.

michelle4srs 0

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Monday 27 July 2009 9:18

Right when they started you should have pretended to wake up and made a loud noise to let them know.

silverx10 0

Monday 27 July 2009 9:15

And this is why it pays to pretend with headphones on.

sublime93 0

Monday 27 July 2009 16:03

Oh nooo, your parents have sex, what a horrible thing. Grow up. (Trolltrolltrolltroll)

Layneebby 0

Monday 27 July 2009 17:14

@46. Yes his parents have sex, i'm sure he knows this. But _NO_ONE_ wants to know what their parents do when they have sex. No one wants to hear about it or hear it. Would you?

thabeast 0

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Monday 27 July 2009 18:03

which is why you yawn loudly and see if they stop

fed_life 0

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Tuesday 28 July 2009 7:13

ive seen this exact same FML... get a new story

yehr 0

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Monday 30 November 2009 9:48

ewww but no one wants to hear about how their dad's going to mouthwash with their mum's vagina.. YEKK!!!!! LMAO!!!

yehr 0

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Monday 30 November 2009 9:51

you should have pretended to wake up asap!!

iLIAMMM 0

Monday 27 July 2009 9:15

Did you get a boner?

ReasonsToFly 0

Monday 27 July 2009 9:59

Oh geez, I lol'd. Good show, sir.

Mosswine 2

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Monday 27 July 2009 22:44

#2 He totally did. I know it.

justcallmeWiLLiA 0

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Friday 24 June 2011 1:10

I wouldve embarrassed them about it later;(

Neonnight 0

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Friday 7 October 2011 2:49

Good thing to do

michelle4srs 0

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Monday 27 July 2009 9:18

Right when they started you should have pretended to wake up and made a loud noise to let them know.

simplyn2deep 2

Monday 27 July 2009 9:27

that's exactly what I would have done...lest I spend hours rocking back & forth in my room willing myself to stay awake so I wouldn't PICTURE what they were describing!

Crunchy_fml 0

Monday 27 July 2009 9:29

The OP was probably too shocked when this started, and by the time he thought of that it was already too late.

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Monday 27 July 2009 9:56

True. This is probably the funniest FML ive seen in a while.

Heaven666 0

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Monday 27 July 2009 12:53

lol love that reply... xD, but use alcohol to help when your eyes are open

curryndricegirll 0

Monday 27 July 2009 20:32

Sounds to me like her mom already knew and was doing it on purpose so that she would "wake up". Once she wakes up, she has to talk to her mom.

I_ate_pikachu 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 18:07

No, at least she knows her parents love each other. xD

americayay 0

Monday 27 July 2009 9:21

And you didn't "wake up"? Kind of creepy. You so wanted to hear it.

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Monday 27 July 2009 9:36

haha he so did!!! i mean if he was "sleeping" he could of like moved so they could shut up.

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Monday 27 July 2009 10:30

That's what I was thinking. He could've easily faked waking up, so there's only one reason that he didn't.. It totally turned him on!

abetterday 4

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Monday 27 July 2009 9:25

YDI for being allergic to fur

drinkupgorgeous 0

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Monday 27 July 2009 9:30

what the fuck?

Tobe_fml 0

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Monday 27 July 2009 10:13

Lmao, you win #5

matt5217 4

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Thursday 15 April 2010 2:05

you make nooooooo sense

LiliLatte 15

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Tuesday 8 July 2014 5:21

Boots with the fur?

corsmore 0

Monday 27 July 2009 9:38

I'd get out my cell phone and pretend to call someone and start doing the same, and see how they liked it.

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Monday 27 July 2009 9:39

whats a diarrhea?

SimpleSimon 0

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Monday 27 July 2009 10:07

It's a special time in a young man's life...

failwhatwhat 0

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Tuesday 28 July 2009 18:10

i believe its an old old wooden ship, made during the civil war era

Maxwellminpin 19

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Wednesday 17 February 2016 3:51

Search it on google images

uj_fml 4

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Monday 27 July 2009 9:41

Umm you could've pretended to wake up. YDI for putting up with it.

highonlife77 0

Monday 27 July 2009 9:42

SEXY

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Monday 27 July 2009 9:44

i think i read a similar fml some time ago, except instead the parents were discussing how fat the author was or something. not saying this is fake though. why didn't you wake up? once they started you should've been able to tell what they were talking about and immediately woke up instead of still lieing there "asleep". unless you actually wanted to hear it, which makes this not an fml.