By Anonymous - 20/01/2013 02:55 - Canada
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Most people don't think about their parents 95% of the time, let alone think about them doing the deed, and yet let alone preparing for the worst. Plus it costs quite a lot of money, would be embarrassing for both parties and rather impractical. Some things work in theory, but not in practice for this one. Headphones are better.
well at least he had the courtesy to check if you were up or not. Next time just have that 30 second conversation with your father and you can avoid this again.
Not as scarring as the thought that all that has happened many more times while you were asleep. Who knows what freaky things they do when you're not listening.
Well since you already know what they're doing you might as well go along with it. Read 50 Shades of Grey. The story will really come to life with the added background noises.