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By Anonymous / Sunday 20 January 2013 02:55 / Canada
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well at least he had the courtesy to check if you were up or not. Next time just have that 30 second conversation with your father and you can avoid this again.

Why didn't I think of that? I'll just completely change the thickness of my walls with that easy do-it-yourself kit they sell online...

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Most people don't think about their parents 95% of the time, let alone think about them doing the deed, and yet let alone preparing for the worst. Plus it costs quite a lot of money, would be embarrassing for both parties and rather impractical. Some things work in theory, but not in practice for this one. Headphones are better.

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Why didn't I think of that? I'll just completely change the thickness of my walls with that easy do-it-yourself kit they sell online...

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You could round up a plethora of mattresses and line every inch of your room. The added bonus to this is you can sleep anywhere you want.

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It would be so nice to stop hearing about how those books suck. Yes I called them books and they are for ENTERTAINMENT, they werent writting them to win the Nobel prize or the Pulitzer!

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57, I know what you mean but it's pretty infuriating seeing those sorry excuses for books on the shelves when there are tonnes of writers trying and failing to get published. Twishite and 50 Shades belong on a free website, not an actual bookshelf.

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People apparently disagreed with you though because both of those started on a free website and the people wanted more.

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I might start walking around talking about my favorite porn sites. Since that is basically just the visual version of 50 Shades of Gray.

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Have any of you noticed that on page 69 of the book "Fifty Shades Darker" two characters are having sex?

well at least he had the courtesy to check if you were up or not. Next time just have that 30 second conversation with your father and you can avoid this again.

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Next time he checks on you just pop out of bed and yell, "I'm awake!!! For God's sake please know that I am awake!!!"

Not as scarring as the thought that all that has happened many more times while you were asleep. Who knows what freaky things they do when you're not listening.

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What about the thought that they may have done it on your bed while your out of the house?

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33, that's a funny, yet disturbing mental image, OP laying in bed reading, while his parents are having sex on his bedroom floor. YUCK!

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Or be less of a douche about it and just go flush the toilet. Make it seem less bitchy, but they will know you're awake.

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#64 Your comment made me almost piss in my pants xD Hahaha Luckily I went to the toilet just before reading it.

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#64 I've done that. In a different situation. Lets just say it was 2 am, and my ma being single looked some stuff up while forgetting to plug in some head phones. Lovely sounds to wake up to.

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