FML : Today, my dad took my phone away because I "had to be texting while driving in order to wreck my car." I was too ashamed to tell him that a huge bug flew...

Today, my dad took my phone away because I "had to be texting while driving in order to wreck my car." I was too ashamed to tell him that a huge bug flew into my face causing me to veer off the road and into a brick mailbox. FML

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By Animeislyfe / Tuesday 25 August 2015 02:56 / United States - Stockbridge

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By MaximumBeat | 16

#6392473 - Tuesday 25 August 2015 18:55

There was really nothing to be ashamed about OP, we all make mistakes and you should be honest about it:).

By CliffyB03 | 28

#6392463 - Tuesday 25 August 2015 18:52

I'd rather say that than give in to stereotypes

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By CliffyB03 | 28

#6392463 - Tuesday 25 August 2015 18:52

I'd rather say that than give in to stereotypes

By Wizardo | 33

#6392464 - Tuesday 25 August 2015 18:53

Jiminy cricket, that's a real bugger!

kaylae22 | 13

#6392584 - Tuesday 25 August 2015 20:47

What did jiminy do to you?

Noahray98 | 8

#6393067 - Wednesday 26 August 2015 5:14

You try too hard

Ben12345_fml | 18

#6393245 - Wednesday 26 August 2015 8:40

Just, no

By jaspinkgrl01 | 18

#6392465 - Tuesday 25 August 2015 18:53

Well that's a buzz kill

By MaximumBeat | 16

#6392473 - Tuesday 25 August 2015 18:55

There was really nothing to be ashamed about OP, we all make mistakes and you should be honest about it:).

By RenoTheRhino | 30

#6392474 - Tuesday 25 August 2015 18:55

Dragonfly of Death.

By bandaidstations | 28

#6392476 - Tuesday 25 August 2015 18:59

YDI Everyone gets started by bugs sometimes. It's just a natural reaction. Tell him the truth because I'd think you were a complete idiot for texting and driving.

slavka012 | 11

#6393841 - Wednesday 26 August 2015 21:30

Really? If bugs can cause you make an accident, you should not be driving

RenoTheRhino | 30

#6394538 - Thursday 27 August 2015 13:50

50, but what about a Dragonfly of Death. What if this dragonfly was hell bent on getting inside your left eye socket? What if it flew right into your ear and started puking out its insides? Or perhaps, it was a Horsefly of Hell.

By keiNan_fml | 35

#6392484 - Tuesday 25 August 2015 19:09

let's just be real.

By naimejeary | 16

#6392485 - Tuesday 25 August 2015 19:10

The truth shall set your phone free OP

By ukeandfoodislife | 19

#6392501 - Tuesday 25 August 2015 19:23

Honestly, bugs are disgusting and I don't blame you. That's not even that embarrassing, compared to ways my friends have gotten into accidents. Be honest and tell him the truth(:

By aneff0592 | 13

#6392514 - Tuesday 25 August 2015 19:30

I really don't see how that is too embarrassing to tell the truth. I've had to pull over on a highway and get out of my car running around like a crazy person thanks to a black widow dropping down on my lap before. Shit happens

chuchusheep | 19

#6392559 - Tuesday 25 August 2015 20:03

well i think that when someone didn't freak the fuck out with a black widow on their lap, that would be cause for worry. i bet that was awful to say the least.

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