Transportation, Family, Creepy and Stalker: Creeped out

Creeped out

By Anonymous - 07/07/2022 02:00

Today, I ran home because a guy I had never seen before got off the bus at the same time as me, and followed me almost all the way home. I was crying for my mom to call the police but my brother just snorted at me, because, “Only pretty girls have stalkers.” I wish I was an only child. FML

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You deserved it 235

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By omgn00blolz89 - 07/04/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, I was walking my little sister home from the eye doctor. It was raining out so we were kind of in a hurry to get home. We get home and about half an hour later, the cops show up. Apparently, someone saw me walking my sister and called the cops on me thinking I was a child molester. FML

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You deserved it 3 744

By dani911 - 15/07/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I noticed a car following me all the way to my house. It was dark so I got really nervous and called the police. The person got out of the car. It was my mom. FML

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You deserved it 37 348

By Anonymous - 26/11/2013 13:07 - United States

Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 958

You deserved it 3 243

By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 04:41 - United States

Today, I was driving home from swim practice with my mom. I glance over and see my brother's hot friend who I've been secretly in love with forever. He waved to me, and excitedly I waved back. I then hear my mom say "You're gonna die when you see how bad you look right now." FML

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You deserved it 5 099

By chippuh - 26/04/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, my family and I drove to a mall an hour away. We split up, and I went into a store by myself. A little later, I get a call from my brother asking me where I am. They had already left to go home and didn't notice me missing from the car. They were already halfway home. FML

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You deserved it 3 118

By blueheron93 - 13/11/2010 14:25 - Germany

Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 228

You deserved it 3 071

By me - 07/09/2011 23:53 - United States

Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML

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You deserved it 3 989

By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 11:14 - Netherlands

Today, I was jogging, and I saw a little boy walking. Crying and all alone. Thinking that he was probably lost, I asked to him with my sweetest voice: 'Hi there, did you lose somebody?' He screamed terrified and ran away. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML

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You deserved it 5 779

Reported!

By thatcreepyteacher - 17/02/2016 04:27 - United States - Mchenry

Today, someone called the police on me because one of my students was going home with me every day. The student is my son. FML

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You deserved it 1 433

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By Shocked - 24/10/2022 02:00

Today, I came home from work and the first thing I saw was the cops taking my stepfather away. My brother came out, crying and bruised. My stepfather beat him up after he demanded my brother to "get over pops's death and say that I'm your father now." Needless to say, my brother refused. He's 16. FML

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You deserved it 84

cuz803 44

Thursday 7 July 2022 2:02

Carry mace and learn self defense techniques

Michael Sawyer 11

Thursday 7 July 2022 4:52

probably just a new neighbor that lives down the street from her.

Comments

cuz803 44

Thursday 7 July 2022 2:02

Carry mace and learn self defense techniques

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 7 July 2022 2:43

Next time you see him, run right up to him and give him your number before he realizes his hideous mistake.

Michael Sawyer 11

Thursday 7 July 2022 4:52

probably just a new neighbor that lives down the street from her.

mccuish 25

Thursday 7 July 2022 8:09

Seems like a back handed complement

mike3775 35

Thursday 7 July 2022 13:34

A follow up would be awesome. I’m curious. Did mom call? Did you call the police? Was it a misunderstanding?

QueenSaru 28

Thursday 7 July 2022 22:47

Wait... you're surprised that someone who may live near you... would take the same bus route as you??

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