Today, while coming out of Walmart, I dropped a $50 bill. Some kid came running up after me yelling, "Hey mister, you dropped this!" as he ran past me laughing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML
Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
Today, while doing self-checkout at Walmart, the cap of my laundry detergent came off as I scanned it and dumped all over me. FML
Today, I was at work at Walmart, casually walking in the middle of the store, when my foot caught on something, so I went flying forward and yelled, being caught off guard, to the point I had to pretend I was running for 3 seconds, then someone blocked my path so I suddenly had to stop. Everyone was staring at me. FML
Today, I spotted a $20 bill on the ground. As I bent down to pick it up, the wind blew it away. I ended up running after it like a cartoon character, only to watch it get stuck up a tree. I did consider climbing up said tree, but with my luck I would've fallen off and had to pay 100 times more in hospital bills. FML
Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML
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mccaincracker 6
I would have chased the kid down..
moosemonkey1000 6
So chase after him? He's a little kid they don't run that fast.
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Comments (196)
DarkSilentFear92 0
You should have trip him,then laughed back at him.
kriz_allizwell 6
that kid was laughing all the way to the bank eh? fyl op ;)
xLights_Out 3
Ya go chase after him so you can look like a pedo
MigraineurOfLife 15
As you waved 'bye' to your $50!
Lilybugg16 5
Are u a woman cuZ if u are that's well special
buttercupbbe3 2
How old was the kid? And why didn't youdo after him?
xtalondriver 14
Mistake #1: You were at Walmart Mistake #2: If the kid was like most Walmart kids, he wasn't running- he was waddling and you didn't catch his big ass.
Slimma 20
Sucks but if ya could... probably should have chased after him if he was going to run away. Thing is... it isn't ALWAYS like that at Wal Mart... but then again it does depend on what part of town you are in. Cause in some... they are nice enough to return it to you. I've returned stuff all the time.
philbelfrage 13
Shoot him. It's the only logical thing to do.
HPbabe 0
Ugh, I hate my generation.
bellaxmonkeyx_fml 8
I'm with you on that one.