Today, while coming out of Walmart, I dropped a $50 bill. Some kid came running up after me yelling, "Hey mister, you dropped this!" as he ran past me laughing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML
Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
Today, while doing self-checkout at Walmart, the cap of my laundry detergent came off as I scanned it and dumped all over me. FML
Today, I was at work at Walmart, casually walking in the middle of the store, when my foot caught on something, so I went flying forward and yelled, being caught off guard, to the point I had to pretend I was running for 3 seconds, then someone blocked my path so I suddenly had to stop. Everyone was staring at me. FML
Today, I spotted a $20 bill on the ground. As I bent down to pick it up, the wind blew it away. I ended up running after it like a cartoon character, only to watch it get stuck up a tree. I did consider climbing up said tree, but with my luck I would've fallen off and had to pay 100 times more in hospital bills. FML
Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML
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mccaincracker 6
I would have chased the kid down..
moosemonkey1000 6
So chase after him? He's a little kid they don't run that fast.
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Comments (196)
robokid777 4
thats why we have weapons
specialneeds 0
I would have done the same thing except I wouldn't have said anything
joshbchillin 4
Perfect time for a falcon punch…
sammyscrazza 6
I would drop his ass
iiFrench_Fries 5
Run after him? Cause the kid wouldnt leave wal-mart with 50._.
OHai15 12
its ok OP just be lucky it wasnt way more than that...one day I found a 100 bill undersome dudes foot when i was younger. I picked it up and gave it to my mom thinking it was only $10. -__-
badmike89 6
Lmao I love my son so much I went and bought him a new Lego set with that thanks dude just know it will give him several hours of fun
Shadowfros 3
I work at walmart and that doesn't surprise me one bit. Walmart customers can be asses. Just saying.
onlyoncamera 0
Native??! Lol
THE_A_TEEN 28
What's with the double standards? If this happened anywhere else you would all be "oh that sucks", but if it happens at Wal-Mart you're all "That's what you get/YDI for going to Wal-Mart". Seriously, no one deserves their stuff stolen by some little shit just because of the location it happened.