Money: Today, while coming out of Walmart, I dropped a $50 bill. Some...

By dhbeaver - 17/03/2012 13:04 - United States

Today, while coming out of Walmart, I dropped a $50 bill. Some kid came running up after me yelling, "Hey mister, you dropped this!" as he ran past me laughing. FML

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By stabbed with kindness - 02/03/2013 21:44 - Russian Federation - Elektrostal

Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML

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By pinkrazrgirl247 - 03/07/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML

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By bubblezzz123 - 04/09/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 21:27 - Canada

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2012 01:57 - United States - Rancho Santa Margarita

Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML

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By sdauner - 01/03/2010 21:55 - United States

Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML

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By kaydebug - 15/08/2018 03:30

Today, while doing self-checkout at Walmart, the cap of my laundry detergent came off as I scanned it and dumped all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2022 12:00 - Canada - Thornhill

Today, I was at work at Walmart, casually walking in the middle of the store, when my foot caught on something, so I went flying forward and yelled, being caught off guard, to the point I had to pretend I was running for 3 seconds, then someone blocked my path so I suddenly had to stop. Everyone was staring at me. FML

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By trashcanned - 06/04/2009 11:47 - United States

Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML

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By ethawesome1125 - 03/11/2014 00:11 - United States - Round Rock

Today, I found a $20 bill on the ground, so I decided to pick it up. It was actually attached to a string and was meant to be a prank by some kids. They failed miserably, so I took the money. They ran up to me and punched me in the balls for taking their cash. FML

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mccaincracker 6

Saturday 17 March 2012 16:13

I would have chased the kid down..

moosemonkey1000 6

Saturday 17 March 2012 16:13

So chase after him? He's a little kid they don't run that fast.

Comments

meggieeee51 9

Saturday 17 March 2012 17:00

Consider it charity. Good deed. Oh well, hold onto your money better next time

poloswagggirl 5

Saturday 17 March 2012 17:09

Hey, it's life. Shit happens.

EmmyBabe_fml 0

Saturday 17 March 2012 20:43

I bet you wouldn't say that if it happened to you.

dhbeaver 9

Sunday 18 March 2012 3:49

u lose $50 u were gonna use to take your girlfriend out to dinner with....

Jasonf6 0

Saturday 17 March 2012 17:09

I would have chased the ***** down.

Dirty_Minded_FML 2

Saturday 17 March 2012 17:17

Beat the shit out the kid. Then steal 100 dollars from him. JUSTICE

sarah_ashleigh 6

Saturday 17 March 2012 17:39

the chance of the kid having 100 is pretty low...

Vegeto30294 19

Saturday 17 March 2012 19:20

Well he's already halfway there!

CSTDude77 7

Saturday 17 March 2012 17:19

i would punch that little kid in the throat haha. that's a lot of money!

Aerosmith101 1

Saturday 17 March 2012 17:24

**** that

sourspraykay 8

Saturday 17 March 2012 17:24

This would be even worse if you are actually a woman

JaysFanStu 3

Saturday 17 March 2012 17:35

Who carries cash these days?

THE_A_TEEN 27

Saturday 17 March 2012 18:51

I do and millions of people. Problem, asshat?

JaysFanStu 3

Saturday 17 March 2012 22:38

I carry a debit card and credit card with pin numbers. No lost cash. Your move fucktard.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 18 March 2012 0:33

Hidden charges, fees, not good for tipping, you have to be more careful when you type you PIN number on the pad the cashier gives you, once it's stolen you can be as victim of identity theft, you have to be more careful with how much you spend before you get into debt paying those credit card bills, stupid to use for small purchases. Your move, ass-clown.

FajitaFreak 3

Sunday 18 March 2012 4:06

I use a credit card for everything. No fees whatsoever, unless I don't pay off the balance before the end of the month. Which I always do. The minute I am home, I log into my bank account and pay it off right away. I get cash back, and rewards. Also, buyer protection.

ch3s 4

Saturday 17 March 2012 17:37

It's sad how little integrity this generation has. Also, you69 people who said YDI, ARE YOU MAD? How is accidentally dropping cash his fault? You Trolls :P