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By kaydebug - 15/08/2018 03:30

Today, while doing self-checkout at Walmart, the cap of my laundry detergent came off as I scanned it and dumped all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2022 22:00

Today, I shat myself in the middle of Walmart. It dripped out the bottom of my pants till i made it to the restroom, which was on the other side of the store. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2021 00:01

Today, I was doing laundry. I went to go grab a couple of detergent pods. Forgetting that I'm 5'3 and the pods are above the industrial-sized washer, I reached for them and fell backwards into a hole where the water from the washer goes. My left leg got soaked in dirt water. FML

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By Whoops... - 02/09/2018 14:30

Today, my breakfast disagreed with me and I shit myself unexpectedly at the laundromat, right after starting the washer with all of my other pants in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2023 10:00

Today, I slipped on a small wet patch of floor in the grocery store and fell flat on my back, bringing my half-full shopping cart down with me. FML

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By dave - 27/10/2009 15:36 - United States

Today, I took a trip to Wal-Mart. There's a car wash that they conveniently built right outside of this Wal-Mart. So as I was leaving, I decided to make use of this car wash, not even thinking about the $200 worth of groceries I had just purchased. I drive a pick-up truck. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2011 21:47 - United States

Today, it was laundry day. After my fifth and final load, I noticed I never added any laundry detergent. FML

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By ms98 - 05/08/2014 04:52 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I was shopping when I suddenly slipped on the wet floor and my basket and my groceries were flung everywhere. Moments later, one of the cleaners walked over holding a "wet floor" sign, saw me and laughed. FML

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Whoops

By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2019 04:00

Today, while browsing through Walmart, I slipped on a piece of clothing and fell backwards into an obese lady’s butt. When I landed, she farted. FML

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By dhbeaver - 17/03/2012 13:04 - United States

Today, while coming out of Walmart, I dropped a $50 bill. Some kid came running up after me yelling, "Hey mister, you dropped this!" as he ran past me laughing. FML

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real life problems 26

Wednesday 15 August 2018 3:34

What a waste of a good afternoon snack

Glowworm56 26

Wednesday 15 August 2018 3:58

Not only did you do a self-checkout, you did a self-washing too! Now that's efficiency at work!

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real life problems 26

Wednesday 15 August 2018 3:34

What a waste of a good afternoon snack

kaydebug 8

Friday 17 August 2018 12:28

😂😂😂

kaydebug 8

Friday 17 August 2018 12:29

only it wasnt Tide or Pods of any kind

Glowworm56 26

Wednesday 15 August 2018 3:58

Not only did you do a self-checkout, you did a self-washing too! Now that's efficiency at work!

kaydebug 8

Friday 17 August 2018 12:29

hahahaha

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 15 August 2018 5:10

That’ll teach you a lesson for checking yourself out — that’s narcissism!

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Wednesday 15 August 2018 7:14

Damn, even Walmart thought you needed a bath. You must have been really dirty.

EarthsMightiestHeroes 20

Wednesday 15 August 2018 12:07

my manager at work had a similar thing happen to him. he reached up to grab some detergent on the top shelf of a display so he could move it to an end cap and the lid came off, dumping blue detergent all down his shirt and all over the floor. I was the "lucky" one to clean it up while he changed shirts. now we get a kick out of it.

rodfergie 18

Wednesday 15 August 2018 20:22

What do you use to get that out of the your clothes?

kaydebug 8

Friday 17 August 2018 12:31

um ... it was laundry soap... ???

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