Money: Today, while doing self-checkout at Walmart, the cap of my laundry... - FML

By kaydebug - 15/08/2018 03:30

Today, while doing self-checkout at Walmart, the cap of my laundry detergent came off as I scanned it and dumped all over me. FML

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real life problems 26

Wednesday 15 August 2018 3:34

What a waste of a good afternoon snack

Glowworm56 26

Wednesday 15 August 2018 3:58

Not only did you do a self-checkout, you did a self-washing too! Now that's efficiency at work!

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real life problems 26

Wednesday 15 August 2018 3:34

What a waste of a good afternoon snack

kaydebug 8

Friday 17 August 2018 12:28

😂😂😂

kaydebug 8

Friday 17 August 2018 12:29

only it wasnt Tide or Pods of any kind

Glowworm56 26

Wednesday 15 August 2018 3:58

Not only did you do a self-checkout, you did a self-washing too! Now that's efficiency at work!

kaydebug 8

Friday 17 August 2018 12:29

hahahaha

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 15 August 2018 5:10

That’ll teach you a lesson for checking yourself out — that’s narcissism!

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Wednesday 15 August 2018 7:14

Damn, even Walmart thought you needed a bath. You must have been really dirty.

EarthsMightiestHeroes 20

Wednesday 15 August 2018 12:07

my manager at work had a similar thing happen to him. he reached up to grab some detergent on the top shelf of a display so he could move it to an end cap and the lid came off, dumping blue detergent all down his shirt and all over the floor. I was the "lucky" one to clean it up while he changed shirts. now we get a kick out of it.

rodfergie 18

Wednesday 15 August 2018 20:22

What do you use to get that out of the your clothes?

kaydebug 8

Friday 17 August 2018 12:31

um ... it was laundry soap... ???

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