What a waste of a good afternoon snack

Not only did you do a self-checkout, you did a self-washing too! Now that's efficiency at work!

That’ll teach you a lesson for checking yourself out — that’s narcissism!

Damn, even Walmart thought you needed a bath. You must have been really dirty.

my manager at work had a similar thing happen to him. he reached up to grab some detergent on the top shelf of a display so he could move it to an end cap and the lid came off, dumping blue detergent all down his shirt and all over the floor. I was the "lucky" one to clean it up while he changed shirts. now we get a kick out of it.

What do you use to get that out of the your clothes?

You should have made sure you put the cap back on tighter after taking that drink. Probably didn't realize it after being startled by the guy working there and telling him you were gonna pay for it...