By Anonymous - Canada
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML
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  brycereid  |  0

I saw a facebook status that was like this, one girl posted that she found $100 and the post below it was a girl that had $100 missing from her purse. that was on failbook I believe.

  _HeadShot_  |  0

today, my friend dropped a hundred dollars on the floor. I picked it up and told her about it. she told me she felt sry for the retard who dropped it there. I later had to return it to her

  mrahhhhh  |  21

Astroman129 (aka #92):

Your profile picture is very cropped and looks awkward. From the looks of it you were using Safari on an iPod touch or the iPhone.

For future pictures try pressing the lock and home buttons at the same time. Then go to pictures. Just a little tip there. Don't think I was trying to insult you.

By  scooby_TAZ  |  0

and this is what happens when we through the word 'retard' around freely. what retard would carry that much money around loosely? no, you aren't retarded, you're an idiot.

  I_iz_B_a_troll  |  23

9, you've proved to be a retard, throw and throw.

32, if the money was in a wallet it wouldn't have fallen out without her seeing the wallet itself... so yes, saying she had it thrown in "loosely" fits just fine, in my opinion.

  scooby_TAZ  |  0

thank you for your correction, I did realize my mistake the second after the post. I just didn't care enough to go back and tell people what I meant to say for two reasons.

1. the meaning is obvious
2. I don't mind the opinions of those on FML