By babbling idiot - 14/8/2015 09:35 - Canada
Today, I approached a hot female security guard and attempted to compliment her new tattoos. Instead of saying, "Nice tats", I ended up saying, "Nice tits". My HR meeting is tomorrow morning. FML
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By  FusionPlacebo  |  26

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  Kaalschneid  |  21

really, #1 is right. it's one thing to stumble on words, but tats to tits? this could have been easily avoided by saying tattoos, because she wouldn't have noticed titoos from tattoos. well, OP, there's your English lesson for today. you deserve it.

By  19990231  |  29

Simple Freudian slips are the reason women think that men are sex driven pigs.