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Show it anywayWhat, you've never been tongue tied?
Freudian slip.
#37 Even if OP said tattoos he could've still messed up. "I like your hair. And your **** too."
was gonna say the same. Its called a Freudian slip. Its when you say what you were thinking instead if what you meant to say.
Relatively easily.
Hey, don't judge. I once asked my friend's mom, "why did you buy so many penis?" I meant to say peanuts...
65, That made me laugh out loud! Never change, lady. Never change.
This can go two ways. Either you get lucky and get laid, or you get fired. Best of luck!
judging by the fact that he has an HR meeting, i dont think he's getting lucky.
Shoot, didn't realize it said HR there. Oops
That's why you never **** with anyone where you work..
Could you tell us why you did it? I liked her tats. That should go over well
**** and tats are real tongue twisters OP. May be you should try using tattoos instead of tats.... My bad then you could have said ******* ...
nice tittoos
In OPs' mind: Don't say boobs. Don't say boobs. Don't say boobs. Out of OPs' mouth: "Boobs." In OPs' head: Dammit!
No we dont.
Ah, I love a good ole Freudian slip.
How many Freudians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One two hold the ladder and the other to hold the penis--er--I mean lightbulb.
Did you immediately correct yourself?
Just be honest.
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Did you immediately correct yourself?
Ah, I love a good ole Freudian slip.