By babbling idiot - 14/08/2015 09:35 - Canada

Today, I approached a hot female security guard and attempted to compliment her new tattoos. Instead of saying, "Nice tats", I ended up saying, "Nice tits". My HR meeting is tomorrow morning. FML
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randomcritic 14
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Did you immediately correct yourself?

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CaptainSmith28 19
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Ah, I love a good ole Freudian slip.

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FusionPlacebo 26

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TrippingOnAcid 29
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What, you've never been tongue tied?

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Kaalschneid 21

really, #1 is right. it's one thing to stumble on words, but tats to tits? this could have been easily avoided by saying tattoos, because she wouldn't have noticed titoos from tattoos. well, OP, there's your English lesson for today. you deserve it.

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gracehi 31
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Freudian slip.

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ChristianH39 30

37 Hindsight is 20/20, I hope you never make mistakes and live a flawless existence.

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MrSassypants 32
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#37 Even if OP said tattoos he could've still messed up. "I like your hair. And your tits too."

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slackerjoe 22
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was gonna say the same. Its called a Freudian slip. Its when you say what you were thinking instead if what you meant to say.

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JKPwnage 26
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Relatively easily.

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Angelkisses130 26
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Hey, don't judge. I once asked my friend's mom, "why did you buy so many penis?" I meant to say peanuts...

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gracehi 31
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65, That made me laugh out loud! Never change, lady. Never change.

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adeeezy 2

#1 pickup line had HR not got involved

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curlytop101 23
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This can go two ways. Either you get lucky and get laid, or you get fired. Best of luck!

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OopsyDoodle 6
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judging by the fact that he has an HR meeting, i dont think he's getting lucky.

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curlytop101 23
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Shoot, didn't realize it said HR there. Oops

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RedPillSucks 31

he'll be lucky if he doesn't get fired

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enginsteve 17
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That's why you never fuck with anyone where you work..

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lantz4levi 19
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Could you tell us why you did it? I liked her tats. That should go over well

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vikky538 28
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Tits and tats are real tongue twisters OP. May be you should try using tattoos instead of tats.... My bad then you could have said titties ...

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Colon_Man 17
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In OPs' mind: Don't say boobs. Don't say boobs. Don't say boobs. Out of OPs' mouth: "Boobs." In OPs' head: Dammit!

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ajluna23 9
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Must have been a really beautiful girl

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gm1beanzz 14
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Hot security guard

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TDKopecki 16
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I understand reading is hard.

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19990231 29

Simple Freudian slips are the reason women think that men are sex driven pigs.

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Gaernem 17

Ask her out on a date that involves tots as the main course while you're at it.

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PePziNL 20

A girl with nice tits and tats tasting tater tots. Terrific.

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CaptainSmith28 19
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Ah, I love a good ole Freudian slip.

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gracehi 31
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How many Freudians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One two hold the ladder and the other to hold the penis--er--I mean lightbulb.

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RedPillSucks 31

don't be silly. Freudians can't fit in a lightbulb

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randomcritic 14
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Did you immediately correct yourself?

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Omniprism 14
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Just be honest.

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RedPillSucks 31

his first comment probably was honest

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