Today, I approached a hot female security guard and attempted to compliment her new tattoos. Instead of saying, "Nice tats", I ended up saying, "Nice tits". My HR meeting is tomorrow morning. FML
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randomcritic
| 14
Did you immediately correct yourself?
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CaptainSmith28
| 19
Ah, I love a good ole Freudian slip.
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FusionPlacebo
| 26
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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TrippingOnAcid
| 29
What, you've never been tongue tied?
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Kaalschneid
| 21
really, #1 is right. it's one thing to stumble on words, but tats to tits? this could have been easily avoided by saying tattoos, because she wouldn't have noticed titoos from tattoos. well, OP, there's your English lesson for today. you deserve it.
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gracehi
| 31
Freudian slip.
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ChristianH39
| 30
37 Hindsight is 20/20, I hope you never make mistakes and live a flawless existence.
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MrSassypants
| 32
#37 Even if OP said tattoos he could've still messed up.
"I like your hair. And your tits too."
"I like your hair. And your tits too."
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slackerjoe
| 22
was gonna say the same. Its called a Freudian slip. Its when you say what you were thinking instead if what you meant to say.
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JKPwnage
| 25
Relatively easily.
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Angelkisses130
| 26
Hey, don't judge. I once asked my friend's mom, "why did you buy so many penis?" I meant to say peanuts...
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gracehi
| 31
65, That made me laugh out loud! Never change, lady. Never change.
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adeeezy
| 2
#1 pickup line had HR not got involved
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curlytop101
| 23
This can go two ways. Either you get lucky and get laid, or you get fired. Best of luck!
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OopsyDoodle
| 6
judging by the fact that he has an HR meeting, i dont think he's getting lucky.
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curlytop101
| 23
Shoot, didn't realize it said HR there. Oops
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RedPillSucks
| 31
he'll be lucky if he doesn't get fired
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enginsteve
| 17
That's why you never fuck with anyone where you work..
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lantz4levi
| 19
Could you tell us why you did it? I liked her tats. That should go over well
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vikky538
| 28
Tits and tats are real tongue twisters OP. May be you should try using tattoos instead of tats.... My bad then you could have said titties ...
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jackthekeeper
| 24
nice tittoos
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Colon_Man
| 17
In OPs' mind: Don't say boobs. Don't say boobs. Don't say boobs.
Out of OPs' mouth: "Boobs."
In OPs' head: Dammit!
Out of OPs' mouth: "Boobs."
In OPs' head: Dammit!
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ajluna23
| 9
Must have been a really beautiful girl
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gm1beanzz
| 14
Hot security guard
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TDKopecki
| 16
I understand reading is hard.
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19990231
| 29
Simple Freudian slips are the reason women think that men are sex driven pigs.
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OopsyDoodle
| 6
No we dont.
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Gaernem
| 17
Ask her out on a date that involves tots as the main course while you're at it.
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PePziNL
| 20
A girl with nice tits and tats tasting tater tots. Terrific.
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CaptainSmith28
| 19
Ah, I love a good ole Freudian slip.
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gracehi
| 31
How many Freudians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One two hold the ladder and the other to hold the penis--er--I mean lightbulb.
Two. One two hold the ladder and the other to hold the penis--er--I mean lightbulb.
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RedPillSucks
| 31
don't be silly.
Freudians can't fit in a lightbulb
Freudians can't fit in a lightbulb
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randomcritic
| 14
Did you immediately correct yourself?
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Omniprism
| 14
Just be honest.
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RedPillSucks
| 31
his first comment probably was honest