Today, while at the store with my mom, we ran into the girl I recently confessed to being interested in. My mom decided to shout, "IS THAT HER?! IS THAT THE GIRL YOU LIKE?!" Embarrassed, I desperately told her to be quiet. She grounded me for being "rude" to her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went shopping with my Mom. I ran into my crush. A school dance is soon and he WAS just about to ask something but my mom glanced over and yelled "TAMPONS OR PADS, SWEETIE?!" He then changed his question to "Haha, so which?" And before I could say a word, my mother answered for me. FML
Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML
Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today, the girl that I've been madly in love with was demanding I tell her who I liked. I told her no, I should just keep it a secret, but she demanded I tell her. After I told her, the only response I got was, "You're right. You should have kept that a secret." FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, I was at Target with my mom and we finished purchasing our items. We had gotten a fan so I said, "This thing is too big to fit in." First thing my mom yells? "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" and starts laughing hysterically in front of the entire store. FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML
Today, I was in a store with my mom. I wandered off, then walked around looking for her. I spotted her, and decided to put on a ski mask to give her a scare for a laugh. I hid around a corner and yelled "BOO!" when I saw her. It wasn't my mom, and I'm now banned from that store. FML
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kingsian 15
My mom has been **** blocking me since 1996.
hockeychicl003 6
Parents can be so embarassing. My mom does this sort of stuff on purpose...
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Comments (70)
cougar41 8
Ummm I'm a mum with kids 20, 19 & 14 is never do that or **** block My kids can talk to me about anything n everything and have my support 110%
CheeseHater 23
Even if they say they want to become an axe murderer? I know it's a bit unfair but you did set yourself up for it.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Yeeahh... This isn't the place to gloat. There are exceptions to every rule, you know.
xRezSynn 15
Never tell parents anything.
spliit_fml 8
Sorry OP but moms just love to do things like that. Embarrassing us is what they call fun -_-
FlyInTheGlass 4
Dads love that too: my father cockblocks me all the time and than he makes fun of me 'cause i can't get a gf...
darkmis1 18
Well at least she knows now...
MizzDjinn 1
I've only just started to cockblock my son. Here's to 13 more years of embarrassment
epilepticloh 20
already happened to me ...sometimes parents are Soo stupid they don't even realise why we are rude
vbmg152 19
Why do parents do this stuff to their kids? Teens are already embarrassed by the fact that we're breathing, parents like that don't help!
PhishloverA 14
My friends did that before. I'm like "Shut up!" And felt like punching them.
ittybitttyme 8
Wow, talk about inconsiderate. Fyl OP sorry for you!
californianking1 8
Lesson of the day......never tell your mother anything, or simply just dont go out with her in public!