FML : Today, while at the mall, I was traveling up the escalator on my way to the food court. When I neared the top, the handrail severely shocked me, causing...

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Today, while at the mall, I was traveling up the escalator on my way to the food court. When I neared the top, the handrail severely shocked me, causing me to drop a bag of China I had just bought, which fell to the bottom of the escalator and shattered. FML

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By 6xrv - / Saturday 8 April 2017 14:00 /

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By JadeMinu | 10

#7435592 - Saturday 8 April 2017 02:04

Dang.... This is probably one of those moments where you just go through so many emotions and you just don't know what to do...

By RichardPencil | 22

#7435661 - Saturday 8 April 2017 05:27

That's one way to increase business.

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By JadeMinu | 10

#7435592 - Saturday 8 April 2017 02:04

Dang.... This is probably one of those moments where you just go through so many emotions and you just don't know what to do...

By oniontom | 2

#7435599 - Saturday 8 April 2017 02:25

lmao，you need to by a new bag!

By RichardPencil | 22

#7435661 - Saturday 8 April 2017 05:27

That's one way to increase business.

By False_Stupidity | 41

#7435725 - Saturday 8 April 2017 08:14

So, you had a smashing day at the mall...

By ThrottleJockey | 27

#7435843 - Sunday 9 April 2017 04:03

Physics are a bitch.

By xoxoblondee | 29

#7435864 - Sunday 9 April 2017 07:46

where can you by China at the mall? my mall is mostly tube tops and fast food.

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