Gotta start somewhere

By Anonymous - 04/12/2020 05:02

Today, I found out my parents paid my "best friend" to be my friend for the past 7 years. She's my only friend too. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 040
You deserved it 95

Same thing different taste

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Sweet deal for her. Get paid to hang with her best friend.

Ambrily 27

You know, sometimes your jokes are really funny and clever, but sometimes they're just mean and even if you call them sarcasm they just come up as straight up hate for some reason.

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Sweet deal for her. Get paid to hang with her best friend.

Your parents probably think it was a good investment. For a little cash, they didn't have to deal with your insufferable ass.

Ambrily 27

You know, sometimes your jokes are really funny and clever, but sometimes they're just mean and even if you call them sarcasm they just come up as straight up hate for some reason.

MaleficusTheUnsung 16