Today, while arguing with my newly ex-girlfriend over how she cheated on me with a mutual friend, she tried to wash her hands of any guilt, saying that I was "selfish" and "just slut-shaming, really". FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Bragging rights
Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
I get around
Today, my slutty ex, whom I'd dumped because she cheated on me, cheated on her new boyfriend as well. With me. FML
Back and forth and back again
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over a stupid argument, but after a long day we made up and got back together. Not long afterwards, my friend called, feeling guilty and confessing that he had sex with her after finding out she'd dumped me. FML
Betrayed
Today, my now ex-girlfriend posted on Facebook that I called her a "fucking bitch". Our mutual friends were all outraged, and demanded that I treat her with respect. What she failed to mention was that I said it after finding out that she's been sleeping with my "best friend" for the past year. FML
Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML
Makes sense
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
Sorry Sweaty
Today, my ex-girlfriend got really mad at me because she said all men treat her like a whore. She even got upset that she thinks that I might think of her the same way. I couldn't help but to laugh in her face, because she cheated on me with said men and the fact is that she's right. I'm sad, but It's done Sweetie. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she knows I've been cheating on her, and is desperate to prove she's "better than that other slut, or it's over between us." I've been pushed down and forcefully kissed ten times now. All because she saw a pic online of me kissing a girl. It was her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months yelled at me for not comforting her while she was crying because her ex got a new girlfriend, and "it's just not fair." FML
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bettyboop428 24
Yes, how selfish of you OP to expect faithfulness from your gf and loyalty from your friends. Just so selfish....
CyanSleepy 3
Bitch.
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neuroticallyyour_fml 17
Last I checked, being a **** was something to be ashamed of.
redbluegreen 41
Actually, the word **** comes from misogynistic origins. It’s a word invented to demean women and ****-shaming is used to control and shame all women regardless of their sex life. Being unfaithful is the problem.
Alicestraza 33
Why is embracing your sexuality and having consensual sex with whoever you like something to be ashamed of?
TheDrifter 24
I don't know about the "regardless of their sex life" bit, the word **** directly refers to a particular sort of sex life. The misogynistic origins part is right though, it originally referred to a woman who courted many men for the gifts and sexual attention and then left them once she got what she wanted. When men did the same in search of the opposite sex (without the services of a prostitute) they were called a lecher.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Well Paris Hilton dose a good job of being famous as a ****.
Treveyon56 14
62 not to sound rude or anything but no one is shaming her for her sexuality or have consensual sex it the point she was cheating. I don't know whether you're just a troll or blind to this, but have some common sense.
Alicestraza 33
Cheating doesn't equate to being a **** though. Unless she slept with all his friends, she's just a cheater.
Treveyon56 14
I pretty sure if she has done it once she has before and/or will do it again. And plus the girl technically called herself a ****.
Kuramasan_fml 12
It's wrong when you made a promise to be faithful to one person and then you were not.
KittyMarie 5
You seem to forget that she in fact called it ****-shaming. No one here came up with that. She put her own foot in her mouth. Now if you want to be promiscuous and have all the sex you desire with whomever that's your right. But sitting here defending an ignorant girl makes no sense. You don't know her to know what her true intention is so why defend her? She was in a committed relationship which SHE violated, not by sleeping with any old guy, she screwed his friend. There is no way to make that scenario sound okay because its not. If she wanted to be free she could have remained single and ran through the whole crew like a common one, but she chose to suck other people into her drama and that is what's selfish and mean. Granted no one has a right to judge anyone and I'm not judging her or you, he could've have slept with her sister for all we know. What we do know is that she cheated and then said something stupid. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, that's what the comment box is for, but you're also judging other people for having their opinions. She called herself a **** there's no defending that.
XxcaitanatorXx 12
your ex is a bitch and a pussy for not admitting what shes done and for blaming it on you she retarted
Shrike 24
Haha, yeah. She's not the only "retarted" one around here, either.
XxcaitanatorXx 12
and how im i retarted
threer 30
And usually 'is', in this case, comes after 'she'. She /is/ 'retarted'.
buckdharma 38
25- Don't get me tarted.
graceinsheepwear 34
A **** is just a tart that repeats her behavior. Wait for it.......a retart!
astralvagan 20
Retart, the long lost cousin of the pop tart that always has the missing corner
awesome222 8
She sounds like an idiot
azwethinkweiz87 11
**** shaming!? How ridiculous is she? Thank god you're out of that relationship OP!
AmyPond17 33
Well at least she's admitting she's a ****.
worldclassrager 41
She turned the tables on you...this proving this statement is true...
redbandit9877 12
I wouldn't even give her the time of day OP, cheating is bad enough but ignoring ones mistakes is just ignorant.
Bittenchaos 12
On the plus side you didn't end up marrying that crazy wench.
herh1996 6
Wow, you definitely deserve better. Good riddance to her cheating ass.
cieloalicia 16
I hate that.... "**** shaming." don't want to be shamed as a ****? Then don't be one.
lolitaroze 8
no. no no no you are so wrong. no one is a "****" for having sex. she's a cheater. not a ****. please, think before you speak.
SunAndMoon427 12
Thank you 98, I'm glad someone said it. She cheated, it makes her a cheater, not a ****.
Twigz 4
Either way, she is a pathetic person for cheating in the first place.
cieloalicia 16
You guys are all taking it out of contsluts are those who cheat and or throw themselves at everyone.
SunAndMoon427 12
Calling other girls ***** just makes it okay for guys to use those words to describe girls, it's not a good thing to do. If you don't want a guy to ever call you one, don't use it to describe another girl.
Weika 5
The Merriam-Webster definition for **** is, a promiscuous woman ; especially : prostitute b : a saucy girl : minx The Merriam-Webster definition of promiscuous is, " Not restricted to one sexual partner." In this case, she truly was a ****.
cieloalicia 16
They won't because I only sleep with guys I've dated for at least a few months...
SunAndMoon427 12
That doesn't mean it still wouldn't happen. I'm sorry but I've seen virgins called ***** before just because it's an easy insult to throw at a woman and people don't care if its justified or not because it hurts the woman who is called it. All I'm saying is don't call someone something you wouldn't want to be called yourself. It's common respect.
Emily062611 6
See, I'm not a ****, so it just makes me think someone is an idiot if they say that to me. Words only have power if you let them. If it truly hurts your feelings, it may be necessary to consider why that is.
Enslaved 38
"When she's saying, that she wants only me Then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends?" **Doesn't saying you're "****-shaming" mean she's admitting she's a ****? Can't argue there.