Today, while arguing with my newly ex-girlfriend over how she cheated on me with a mutual friend, she tried to wash her hands of any guilt, saying that I was "selfish" and "just slut-shaming, really". FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Today, my slutty ex, whom I'd dumped because she cheated on me, cheated on her new boyfriend as well. With me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over a stupid argument, but after a long day we made up and got back together. Not long afterwards, my friend called, feeling guilty and confessing that he had sex with her after finding out she'd dumped me. FML
Today, my now ex-girlfriend posted on Facebook that I called her a "fucking bitch". Our mutual friends were all outraged, and demanded that I treat her with respect. What she failed to mention was that I said it after finding out that she's been sleeping with my "best friend" for the past year. FML
Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend got really mad at me because she said all men treat her like a whore. She even got upset that she thinks that I might think of her the same way. I couldn't help but to laugh in her face, because she cheated on me with said men and the fact is that she's right. I'm sad, but It's done Sweetie. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she knows I've been cheating on her, and is desperate to prove she's "better than that other slut, or it's over between us." I've been pushed down and forcefully kissed ten times now. All because she saw a pic online of me kissing a girl. It was her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months yelled at me for not comforting her while she was crying because her ex got a new girlfriend, and "it's just not fair." FML
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bettyboop428 24
Yes, how selfish of you OP to expect faithfulness from your gf and loyalty from your friends. Just so selfish....
CyanSleepy 3
Bitch.
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Comments (142)
davikiin 6
So... **** shaming exists, but it has the same kind of origins as the slutwalk. What you were doing was confronting a cheater. She's really a poor example of a feminist.
JudgeComrade 17
She seems like such a nice person, I mean she was only trying to "get herself out there," "have some fun" and "be a pathetic, good for nothing ****" - nothing wrong with that!
The_Nuke 31
I would have responded with "I wasn't trying to call you a ****, but if the shoe fits feel free to lace that bitch up and wear it."
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"****-shaming..." Wow, she just said it herself.
Crometer 23
Not only did she say it herself, but ***** tend to do plenty shaming of themselves on their own.
staroftexas9 3
I'm just wondering why you are wasting your time arguing with your slutty ex in the first place?! Toss the girl aside and count your blessings that she is now you "ex"
_unicornswords_ 8
She was just mad she got caught, sorry OP, you'll find better though!
MidnaLink 35
Hmmm... so she admits she's a ****. Interesting.
Cazz91 21
This may sound a bit backward ass but for once I wish I had read about a male/female ****/***** having SOME respect and only going after people who are single regardless if they get paid for their services or not when it comes to wanting to have sex for sex. Why be a home wrecker and ruin things for other people that actually care about the meaning of a relationship? I don't see any point in that.
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Good point #67. It's just like an abusive mother calling her child a "son of a bitch," she's really describing herself.