Today, while arguing with my newly ex-girlfriend over how she cheated on me with a mutual friend, she tried to wash her hands of any guilt, saying that I was "selfish" and "just slut-shaming, really". FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Today, my slutty ex, whom I'd dumped because she cheated on me, cheated on her new boyfriend as well. With me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over a stupid argument, but after a long day we made up and got back together. Not long afterwards, my friend called, feeling guilty and confessing that he had sex with her after finding out she'd dumped me. FML
Today, my now ex-girlfriend posted on Facebook that I called her a "fucking bitch". Our mutual friends were all outraged, and demanded that I treat her with respect. What she failed to mention was that I said it after finding out that she's been sleeping with my "best friend" for the past year. FML
Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend got really mad at me because she said all men treat her like a whore. She even got upset that she thinks that I might think of her the same way. I couldn't help but to laugh in her face, because she cheated on me with said men and the fact is that she's right. I'm sad, but It's done Sweetie. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she knows I've been cheating on her, and is desperate to prove she's "better than that other slut, or it's over between us." I've been pushed down and forcefully kissed ten times now. All because she saw a pic online of me kissing a girl. It was her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months yelled at me for not comforting her while she was crying because her ex got a new girlfriend, and "it's just not fair." FML
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Top comments
bettyboop428 24
Yes, how selfish of you OP to expect faithfulness from your gf and loyalty from your friends. Just so selfish....
CyanSleepy 3
Bitch.
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Comments (142)
Teyros 24
Good thing you broke it off OP!
theofficialkumar 6
Just proves that she is in the wrong! Trying to put the blame on you, pathetic!
firstbasemaster 15
She just cant handle losing you
chocolatefrog28 29
Well, if the shoe fits... She knew better, did it anyway, and knows she should be ashamed. Projecting her issues back on you is just her way of not dealing with it, you're better off without her because she'll take a while to learn.
twinkiefeets 17
Not only is she a ****, she's a stupid ****.
football98_fml 20
did you happen to be carrying a mirror infront of her face
sweet23_fml 11
maybe not, sometimes people will act one way to get your attention, then pull a complete 180 when the have you.
buddy51 23
OP- Good for you that you're willing to face facts- your ex is a noted authority on ***** and richly deserves to be dumped you and anyone else of quality who might have the bad fortune to know her.....
wowthatissad 9
Holy shit what a bitch. move on
Dashelle 25
She realizes that she's calling herself a ****...right?