Today, while arguing with my newly ex-girlfriend over how she cheated on me with a mutual friend, she tried to wash her hands of any guilt, saying that I was "selfish" and "just slut-shaming, really". FML
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Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Today, my slutty ex, whom I'd dumped because she cheated on me, cheated on her new boyfriend as well. With me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over a stupid argument, but after a long day we made up and got back together. Not long afterwards, my friend called, feeling guilty and confessing that he had sex with her after finding out she'd dumped me. FML
Today, my now ex-girlfriend posted on Facebook that I called her a "fucking bitch". Our mutual friends were all outraged, and demanded that I treat her with respect. What she failed to mention was that I said it after finding out that she's been sleeping with my "best friend" for the past year. FML
Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend got really mad at me because she said all men treat her like a whore. She even got upset that she thinks that I might think of her the same way. I couldn't help but to laugh in her face, because she cheated on me with said men and the fact is that she's right. I'm sad, but It's done Sweetie. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she knows I've been cheating on her, and is desperate to prove she's "better than that other slut, or it's over between us." I've been pushed down and forcefully kissed ten times now. All because she saw a pic online of me kissing a girl. It was her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months yelled at me for not comforting her while she was crying because her ex got a new girlfriend, and "it's just not fair." FML
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bettyboop428 24
Yes, how selfish of you OP to expect faithfulness from your gf and loyalty from your friends. Just so selfish....
CyanSleepy 3
Bitch.
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Comments (142)
ShakeDisPlace 10
1-800-slap-a-hoe. . . Call em up OP.
danidanidani 10
Well at least she admitted she was a ****
debie_fml 14
forget her you got better things to do than talk to some one that cheated on you and still believes she was right to do that m you got to move on
lopecrit 7
Technically she is only your (ex) "girlfriend" you have no claim over her what so ever. She is indeed allowed to share a bed with whom ever she wants.
SylvanXanthias 16
OP said "newly ex-girlfriend" thus meaning that he had JUST broken up with her for sleeping with the mutual friend. Therefore, at the time it happened he was still with her, and thus did indeed have "claim" on her.
jw90 18
People will try and justify anything to where it's not there fault. Take responsibility for your actions people!
SkyBlueCloud 21
Never fight with an ex. Drop things and if she keeps messaging you it's bc she's upset and still getting over it. what ever you do don't reply
cynthieee__ 8
You deserve better
AwkGirl 9
I am a feminist and ****-shaming has nothing to do with cheating on the person you're in a committed relarion with, or the person you're claiming to be in a relationship with.
dangousity 21
What a shallow stupid woman. Good job dumping and leaving.
puffleprincess 7
Since you said "newly ex-girlfriend" and not "now ex-girlfriend" I'm figuring that this argument took place AFTER the actual break up occurred, therefore I think YDI. Yep, what she did was awful, but if you were already broken up, there was no need for this argument to take place.
puffleprincess 7
You should have just been the bigger person and walked away. My YDI isn't to you being cheated on (I'm sorry about that, btw), just to you arguing with her after you guys had already broken up.
Dessert_ed_FML 9
Maybe he wanted to know the "what why when" of it?? Can't blame him. When my ex cheated.. I wanted to know the reason so that I would have closure.
puffleprincess 7
#119-I can understand that, completely. It does help some people with closure. But when it stopped being a conversation and turned into an argument, I think he should have walked away. But, that's just my opinion.