Today, I asked this really cute girl for her number. I had nothing else on me so I told her to write it on a dollar bill. Later, without thinking, I put...

By gavinbanks - 21/7/2013 22:55 - United States - Medford

Today, I asked this really cute girl for her number. I had nothing else on me so I told her to write it on a dollar bill. Later, without thinking, I put it in a vending machine. I freaked out and frantically pushed the return button. It gave me back quarters. FML

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Hey everyone! Op here, thought I'd clear some things up. I had my phone on me but it was dead that night. I actually saw the girl again last night at another party, I told her the story and she have me her number again! Everything worked out for the best I guess, Thanks for the funny comments everyone!!!

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By kurodansei | 16

#5591859 - Monday 22 July 2013 8:54

This is why most ppl have cell phones to save numbers in.

By fuckyourlifeOP | 25

#5591861 - Monday 22 July 2013 8:55

Sorry man. Hey, at least you can get girls

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By kurodansei | 16

#5591859 - Monday 22 July 2013 8:54

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

courtney680 | 17

#5591875 - Monday 22 July 2013 9:00

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Aregonde | 15

#5591943 - Monday 22 July 2013 9:26

Is it really that hard to type out the word "people?"

kurodansei | 16

#5592491 - Monday 22 July 2013 18:14

When you're on a cell phone and you kina sorta want first comment, you make sacrifices. Is "ppl" so difficult and obscure an abbreviation that you have to file a complaint about it in the comments?

Mossears133 | 15

#5592676 - Monday 22 July 2013 20:22

But you didn't even get first comment, so where is ppl getting you now?

Kenton1008 | 21

#5592722 - Monday 22 July 2013 20:58

#2, you obviously missed the part of the post where it says, "I had nothing else on me so I told her to write it on a dollar bill."

courtney680 | 17

#5593279 - Tuesday 23 July 2013 3:51

It's called an arm? That way you wouldn't lose the number.

CookieLovesBoo | 16

#5593787 - Tuesday 23 July 2013 11:27

He said he didn't have anything else on him maybe he left his cell at home , not everyone carries theirs around 24/7

wildnargles | 15

#5595450 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 6:27

#99- unless you lose the arm...

By fuckyourlifeOP | 25

#5591861 - Monday 22 July 2013 8:55

Sorry man. Hey, at least you can get girls

boofgall | 16

#5591966 - Monday 22 July 2013 9:42

Yeah but this could've potentially be his soul mate, and now he's tampered with it!

Dswank620 | 18

#5592409 - Monday 22 July 2013 16:54

Maybe, just maybe, she reads this site, and she will see what he did, so she will message him and then they can be together forever and ever

RoboCunnilingus | 23

#5592435 - Monday 22 July 2013 17:11

-gasp-
Better love story than Twilight.

fareith | 15

#5592752 - Monday 22 July 2013 21:22

If any guy can't get girls, that's pretty sad. It's really not too hard. Grow some balls, and talk to one that is WITHIN your league. Guys that can't get any are always either awkwardly shy or trying for supermodels.

By lovelyheadache | 16

#5591869 - Monday 22 July 2013 8:57

Aww OP, maybe you'll meet up again another time :)

By dinosxxrawr | 22

#5591871 - Monday 22 July 2013 8:58

now someone else has her number.

TheCanucklehead | 22

#5592481 - Monday 22 July 2013 18:01

#5 makes you wonder what else they find on bills...

By NekoNekoMidnight | 7

#5591873 - Monday 22 July 2013 8:58

Next time, write it on a paper. Or even your hand. You shouldn't write things on money anyway... And what if someone else gets that dollar? Now they have your cute girls number!

GenaALazer | 22

#5591905 - Monday 22 July 2013 9:15

He was probably trying to be cool; "Here write it on my money sweet cheeks, got loads of it"

moimoimoi125_fml | 11

#5591970 - Monday 22 July 2013 9:43

On a one dollar bill. Seems legit (:

tragicnightmare | 15

#5592002 - Monday 22 July 2013 10:13

maybe it was in pencil or just really light pen?

By emmingle | 24

#5591874 - Monday 22 July 2013 9:00

Phone, hand, give her yours... The whole money thing wasn't necessary.

Wowxoxo | 17

#5591992 - Monday 22 July 2013 10:04

"... I had nothing else on me so I told her to write it on my hand. Without thinking I washed my hands after using the bathroom. FML."

I'm assuming OP didn't have his phone, hence the FML.

iammeorami | 25

#5592329 - Monday 22 July 2013 16:04

ink from a pen doesn't usually come off so easily

Mauskau | 35

#5592728 - Monday 22 July 2013 21:03

Write it on your arm. Lasts longer as you don't always wash your arms, not as much as your hands anyway.

By profoundkisses | 18

#5591878 - Monday 22 July 2013 9:01

Save it in your cell phone next time!

fuckyourlifeOP | 25

#5591894 - Monday 22 July 2013 9:10

But he said he had nothing else on him

soldiat_fml | 17

#5591900 - Monday 22 July 2013 9:13

He had his skin on him. Works better than any dollar.

By FMLbutYDI | 17

#5591879 - Monday 22 July 2013 9:03

I wonder who will have in in a year

By legendxs | 18

#5591880 - Monday 22 July 2013 9:04

You sooooo deserve it man... Next time use your cell phone maybe?

canupls | 6

#5592473 - Monday 22 July 2013 17:52

"I had nothing else on me"

By Enslaved | 36

#5591881 - Monday 22 July 2013 9:04

That girl is crazy to allow you to write her number like that. I personally wouldn't want my phone number written on money. Now everyone that gets that bill would have my number. :P That's a crank call waiting to happen.

twinkiefeets | 17

#5591931 - Monday 22 July 2013 9:22

Oh like your number isn't written on a few bathroom walls! Kidding. Kidding. Hahaha. Joke, hope you DO NOT take yourself too seriously. 

Enslaved | 36

#5591951 - Monday 22 July 2013 9:34

It has been before. Damn Faster Pussycat song! :P

I have had problems with my number getting out. I hate when I go to a place like "Party City" they ask for my phone number at the register. Why dammit? I only want to buy a ballon and a box of Skittles!