Today, while arguing with my newly ex-girlfriend over how she cheated on me with a mutual friend, she tried to wash her hands of any guilt, saying that I was "selfish" and "just slut-shaming, really". FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Today, my slutty ex, whom I'd dumped because she cheated on me, cheated on her new boyfriend as well. With me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over a stupid argument, but after a long day we made up and got back together. Not long afterwards, my friend called, feeling guilty and confessing that he had sex with her after finding out she'd dumped me. FML
Today, my now ex-girlfriend posted on Facebook that I called her a "fucking bitch". Our mutual friends were all outraged, and demanded that I treat her with respect. What she failed to mention was that I said it after finding out that she's been sleeping with my "best friend" for the past year. FML
Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend got really mad at me because she said all men treat her like a whore. She even got upset that she thinks that I might think of her the same way. I couldn't help but to laugh in her face, because she cheated on me with said men and the fact is that she's right. I'm sad, but It's done Sweetie. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she knows I've been cheating on her, and is desperate to prove she's "better than that other slut, or it's over between us." I've been pushed down and forcefully kissed ten times now. All because she saw a pic online of me kissing a girl. It was her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months yelled at me for not comforting her while she was crying because her ex got a new girlfriend, and "it's just not fair." FML
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Top comments
bettyboop428 24
Yes, how selfish of you OP to expect faithfulness from your gf and loyalty from your friends. Just so selfish....
CyanSleepy 3
Bitch.
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Comments (142)
icepick23 12
She sounds like a fun girl! Relax...
obsquire 5
and this is where **** shaming is used wrongly.
AGuyNamedI 7
Haha, I lost a friend over ****-shaming Rihanna. Best thing to happen.
whathefuckislife 11
ugh, I hate when people do shit like this; it makes the entire idea of ****-shaming being negative look ridiculous.
delphiki89 3
This one is easy.... Tell her she should be ashamed for being a ****. How is that not an insult anymore?
falloutdisco 2
Okay, I think we can all agree the girlfriend was being an asshole and was in the wrong here, but it IS **** shaming when you call a girl a **** or a ***** *coughs*COMMENTERS*coughs* and you shouldn't do it. How about we insult her instead for being a bad human being? I'm really sorry OP, that was cruel of her, and good riddance.
Bludmagnus 13
Wow.. what a piece of human waste she is.
shadwolf99 2
All ***** deserve shame.
AdmiralRiffRaff 7
No such thing as "****-shaming". It's a daft term made up by, guess who, *****, because they've realised people don't take kindly to women who cheat on their partners or sleep with everyone's boyfriends because they're inadequate. If you're a ****, you're a ****, and you SHOULD be ashamed.
Lunasis 14
by all means **** shame the cheating *****