Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up at 2am to find my desk on fire. Thinking I'd forgotten a lit candle, I threw water to extinguish the flames. It turns out it was the reflection of the streetlight through the window. My laptop is ruined. FML
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Dave_Davington
| 33
Needless to say, you were even more shitfaced than a gay man's condom.
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Glowworm56
| 25
It's think before you drink, not drink before you think.
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Dave_Davington
| 33
Needless to say, you were even more shitfaced than a gay man's condom.
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Glowworm56
| 25
It's think before you drink, not drink before you think.
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RichardPencil
| 27
Invite your homeowner’s insurance agent over for drinks and claim you lost your laptop in a fire. Hopefully, they’ll be drunk enough to agree to pay!
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Lobby_Bee
| 16
Have you tried rebooting your laptop? It might do the trick.
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Glowworm56
| 25
How about rebooting your brain too while you're at it?
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tounces7
| 26
Why was this downvoted so much? It's a corny joke referring to "technical support", yes, but that's it.
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DanielleinDC
| 31
Anything that involves heavy drinking is an automatic YDI.
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S6eyrkkht
| 12
standing there, sobering up... staring at your laptop like a stroke victims cum face frozen in time!
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i8cake
| 12
no amount of rice can save you from your inibriated judgement!
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Bubbilility
| 26
Mirror mirror on the wall, who has the hottest laptop of them all?
Not you.
Not you.
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tounces7
| 26
"Today, after a night of heavy drinking"
You know, I really only had to read this far before clicking "YDI".
You know, I really only had to read this far before clicking "YDI".
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Taurus_ChicKa
| 35
"Today, after a night of heavy drinking." Instant YDI.