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Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up at 2am to find my desk on fire. Thinking I'd forgotten a lit candle, I threw water to extinguish the flames. It turns out it was the reflection of the streetlight through the window. My laptop is ruined. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Wtf - / Tuesday 13 February 2018 03:56 / Australia - Peakhurst

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By Dave_Davington | 30

#7598128 - Monday 12 February 2018 15:06

Needless to say, you were even more shitfaced than a gay man's condom.

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7598131 - Monday 12 February 2018 15:16

It's think before you drink, not drink before you think.

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By Dave_Davington | 30

#7598128 - Monday 12 February 2018 15:06

Needless to say, you were even more shitfaced than a gay man's condom.

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7598131 - Monday 12 February 2018 15:16

It's think before you drink, not drink before you think.

By RichardPencil | 25

#7598157 - Monday 12 February 2018 16:17

Invite your homeowner’s insurance agent over for drinks and claim you lost your laptop in a fire. Hopefully, they’ll be drunk enough to agree to pay!

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7598176 - Monday 12 February 2018 17:22

Have you tried rebooting your laptop? It might do the trick.

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Glowworm56 | 25

#7598190 - Monday 12 February 2018 18:06

How about rebooting your brain too while you're at it?

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tounces7 | 21

#7599307 - Thursday 15 February 2018 6:26

Why was this downvoted so much? It's a corny joke referring to "technical support", yes, but that's it.

By DanielleinDC | 31

#7598204 - Monday 12 February 2018 18:57

Anything that involves heavy drinking is an automatic YDI.

By S6eyrkkht | 12

#7598240 - Monday 12 February 2018 20:50

standing there, sobering up... staring at your laptop like a stroke victims cum face frozen in time!

By i8cake | 11

#7598493 - Tuesday 13 February 2018 15:29

no amount of rice can save you from your inibriated judgement!

By Fire_Princess16 | 25

#7599291 - Thursday 15 February 2018 5:13

Mirror mirror on the wall, who has the hottest laptop of them all?
Not you.

By tounces7 | 21

#7599306 - Thursday 15 February 2018 6:24

"Today, after a night of heavy drinking"

You know, I really only had to read this far before clicking "YDI".

By Taurus_ChicKa | 31

#7600471 - Saturday 17 February 2018 15:12

"Today, after a night of heavy drinking." Instant YDI.

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