Work and Money: Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up at 2am to find... - FML

By Wtf - 13/02/2018 03:56 - Australia - Peakhurst

Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up at 2am to find my desk on fire. Thinking I'd forgotten a lit candle, I threw water to extinguish the flames. It turns out it was the reflection of the streetlight through the window. My laptop is ruined. FML

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Monday 12 February 2018 15:16

It's think before you drink, not drink before you think.

Dave_Davington 33

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Monday 12 February 2018 15:06

Needless to say, you were even more shitfaced than a gay man's condom.

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Dave_Davington 33

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Monday 12 February 2018 15:06

Needless to say, you were even more shitfaced than a gay man's condom.

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Monday 12 February 2018 15:16

It's think before you drink, not drink before you think.

RichardPencil 30

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Monday 12 February 2018 16:17

Invite your homeowner’s insurance agent over for drinks and claim you lost your laptop in a fire. Hopefully, they’ll be drunk enough to agree to pay!

Lobby_Bee 17

Monday 12 February 2018 17:22

Have you tried rebooting your laptop? It might do the trick.

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Monday 12 February 2018 18:06

How about rebooting your brain too while you're at it?

tounces7 27

Thursday 15 February 2018 6:26

Why was this downvoted so much? It's a corny joke referring to "technical support", yes, but that's it.

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Monday 12 February 2018 18:57

Anything that involves heavy drinking is an automatic YDI.

S6eyrkkht 12

Monday 12 February 2018 20:50

standing there, sobering up... staring at your laptop like a stroke victims cum face frozen in time!

i8cake 12

Tuesday 13 February 2018 15:29

no amount of rice can save you from your inibriated judgement!

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Thursday 15 February 2018 5:13

Mirror mirror on the wall, who has the hottest laptop of them all? Not you.

tounces7 27

Thursday 15 February 2018 6:24

"Today, after a night of heavy drinking" You know, I really only had to read this far before clicking "YDI".

Taurus_ChicKa 36

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Saturday 17 February 2018 15:12

"Today, after a night of heavy drinking." Instant YDI.

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