Rookie mistake - FML

Rookie mistake

By Lokimagnus - 25/03/2020 23:05

Today, I was working from home. I felt very sleepy, so I set my online status “Active” and went back to bed. I woke up to 3 missed calls from my boss and an email from him, containing a webcam screenshot of me asleep in bed. I totally forgot he has remote access to my computer. FML

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You deserved it 2 930

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bazjack 25

Thursday 26 March 2020 1:30

I have a band-aid over my webcam. Those things are creepy.

Chen Zhibang 8

Thursday 26 March 2020 2:05

I've a post it note over my camera

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bl3ur0z3 17

Thursday 26 March 2020 0:24

Working from home, that has me legit paranoid. I have sex in that bed!

bazjack 25

Thursday 26 March 2020 1:30

I have a band-aid over my webcam. Those things are creepy.

Chen Zhibang 8

Thursday 26 March 2020 2:01

I had a post it over the camera.

Chen Zhibang 8

Thursday 26 March 2020 2:05

I've a post it note over my camera

JasonThorn 19

Friday 27 March 2020 3:34

Black electrician's tape. Unnoticeable unless you are actively looking for the camera.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 26 March 2020 4:11

Your boss can watch you in bed? It's good to be the king!

WistayShlaio82 13

Monday 30 March 2020 2:50

Well, you actually thought you could sleep and get paid?

1known 30

Thursday 2 April 2020 4:05

Yes. Sometime you need to rest î order to properly work.

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