Today, when my boyfriend reffered to my hair, I told him I was going to dye it. He responded by saying, "finally, so how much you going for, 40, maybe 50 pounds?". I said dye it, not diet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to dye my hair to freshen up my appearance. I asked my husband for his opinion, expecting him to recommend a color. He then asked me why going on a diet wasn't my first option. FML
Today, while watching TV with my boyfriend, I was telling him that I wasn't looking forward to "getting older" and turning thirty in three days. Five minutes later, he said, "I never knew you had so much grey hair already" and then offered to help me dye them. FML
Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML
Today, my therapist told me that I need to do something different with my hair. Then I paid her. FML
Today, I dyed my hair back to pastel pink, which it hasn't been in over a year. It goes well with my skin and I was super excited about it so I decided to Snapchat my friend about it. Her response? "You were thinner last time your hair looked like that." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML
Today, I went to go get a haircut and I asked how much it was for a haircut, shampoo, and a blow job. I meant to say blow dry. FML
Today, my husband threw a fit because I dyed my hair bright magenta. Funny, I actually dyed it three days ago. He literally just noticed. Shows how much attention he pays me. FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML
Today, after months of my (now ex) boyfriend telling me he wished I was blonde with big boobs, I finally retaliated with "I wish you were a redhead with a big dick, but you don't see me complaining." He cried and said I should love him for who he is. FML
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TryToBeKind 0
That's when you respond with, "Actually, I meant dye-it, as in my hair. But you're right, I DO need to lose weight - about 250* lbs of it. In other words: it's over. Get.out." *or whatever boyfriend's weight is
actonthat 0
I can't stand that people act like she's committed some horrible sin for not being a size 2. If it's easy for all of you to be skinny, that's really awesome, but for some of us it's a real struggle. I've been fighting to stay a size 8 since I was in my early teens, because I just lost the genetic lottery and got a sucky metabolism. I don't stuff my face (I actually also have IBS, so I can't eat very greasy or rich things), and I'm very sensitive about because I can't stand when I'm feeling down about my weight and people act like I've made some conscious decision to not be a stick. That's not how it works. So shut the **** up. And OP, this guy is an ass, dump him. I'm lucky enough to have a cute boyfriend who doesn't like women with the physique of small boys. The one really awesome thing about not being a size 2: I have boobs. :D
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GiannaxRevenge 0
@#18 and I think you're retarded.
IronicMazza 0
Hey fatass either this Is a fake cause fatties don get lucky or else your boyfriend is blind
lackofsanityx 0
hahahaha. your comment is legit one of the stupidest things i've seen.
Kman09 0
dude why? just why?
fmylife0624 4
The one thing I never do is cross physical boundaries...people can't help it if they're born with a cleft lip, huge nose, tiny eyes, thick eyebrows, etc. And if they had genes that cause them to be overwieght, they can't really help it either unless they try really hard, and sometimes that doesn't even work. The one thing I admire about overweight people is that they eat healthy, they watch their weight, they exercise. Whereas people born skinny like me sit around on FML all day and pig out, without gaining a pound. So the overweight person that tries is better than the skinny person that never did, and half the people out there going, 'oh, they're a frikin fat lard' have never been in their shoes before and seen how hard it must be. Alrighty, I'm done ^^
wushay 0
woah. fyl. and referred, not reffered :)
rockerwolf69 0
fat ass
SavySituation 0
If Your Fat Then Loose Weight An Let Your BF Know That You Dont Appreciate Him Telling You To Loose Weight In Ah Harsh Way, If Your Not Then Dont Take It Personal #thatswhatiwoulddo.
ShatteredRubiks 16
Please Don't Type Like This. And by the way, this isn't twitter.
camlz 0
dump his ass
redfaction 0
America is the fastest country.... maybe you should put down the fork and pick up a healthy exercise... I did... this isn't a fml... this is a hint.... a very very obvious hint
wanna_bee 8
I love that people are going on about all 'larger' women having the genetics that dont give them a size two and that they are portraying that all 'skinny' people try to be skinny. Not so. Some people can eat like a pig and still lose weight instead of gaining any, hint-most small people dont try to be small, they just are.