Today, I learned that my boss is a pedophile. He knows that I know. This is because he saw me looking at him… on the sex offender registry. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bragged to a coworker that our boss compliments me constantly on my work performance, my fashion sense, and my trustworthiness. She then directed me to a "neighborhood watch" website. My boss is a registered sex offender. FML
Today, I was bored at work looking at a sex offender list of my area. After a couple of pages, I saw my uncle. FML
Today, I learned that my current boss took my fiancé's virginity back in high school. FML
Today, I found out my boss likes to shit talk about me when I'm not around. The best part is that I don't know what I've done to piss him off. FML
Today, my boss found me on a dating app. He found it perfectly acceptable to message me and didn't understand why I wasn't comfortable with it. He now wants to have a meeting with me about inappropriate behavior outside of work. FML
Today, I got a promotion because my boss “accidentally” had sex with my wife. FML
Today, I walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room of our restaurant. I pretended I didn't see him and quickly closed the door. About five minutes later, he came out, cupped my face in his hands and told me I was getting promoted. I'm happy, but scarred for life. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious and creepy weirdo guy that continuously sends me messages on Facebook is my manager at my new job. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I've been anonymously sexting with through an adult website is the seriously creepy stalker-ish front desk worker from our office building, who also happens to be the building owner's son. Shit. FML
Today, I told the man I've been in love with for 3 years, who also happens to be my boss, how I felt. He responds by filing sexual harassment charges against me. FML
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Madchick14 11
As horrible and disgusting as it can be, I've seen people placed on that register for peeing in public, because the technically "exposed" themselves. I also know that some places don't necessarily put the reason for being on the register. Either way, still not great to have a boss on that register
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Make sure everyone knows. If he fires you you have the easiest wrongful termination case in the history of ever.
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Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Time to reconsider "Bring your daughter to work day".
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Make sure everyone knows. If he fires you you have the easiest wrongful termination case in the history of ever.
RichardPencil 32
Good to know. Just put toys all over your desk and dress like a child at work. You'll get raises and promotions often! In other words, to get ahead, put on your little boy pants.
Madchick14 11
As horrible and disgusting as it can be, I've seen people placed on that register for peeing in public, because the technically "exposed" themselves. I also know that some places don't necessarily put the reason for being on the register. Either way, still not great to have a boss on that register
wysegirl 24
That's what I was going to say. There is a way to find out if they are on the list for indecent exposure though.
Iifa 7
Does sex offender register specify the offence detail? Does it actually say this person is a pedophile, or was it a case of public peeing, plenty have ended up on list for molesting someone they later on marry due to overprotective parents/laws. Before you do any sharing of info make sure it's facts and not assumptions.
Brightside86 31
I'd be surprised if he did something really bad and managed to get out of jail. Often people will be on the registry for things like dating their classmate in highschool/college which is fine but then someone turns 18 and now it's a felony. Or just being naked in a public area at any point for any reason. Details are part of public record though so it you really wanted to know I bet you could dig it up.