Today, while watching TV with my boyfriend, I was telling him that I wasn't looking forward to "getting older" and turning thirty in three days. Five minutes later, he said, "I never knew you had so much grey hair already" and then offered to help me dye them. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, when my boyfriend reffered to my hair, I told him I was going to dye it. He responded by saying, "finally, so how much you going for, 40, maybe 50 pounds?". I said dye it, not diet. FML
Today, I realized how bad my grey hair problem has gotten as I noticed I had grey pubes. I'm only 23. FML
Today, my mom was feeling down because of her gray hairs. In an attempt to cheer her up, I suggested that she dye them. Her hair turned orange. FML
Today, at almost 26 years old, my beard is finally coming in. Too bad it, like the hair on my head, is 50% grey already. FML
Today, I noticed several grey streaks in my hair while putting it in its usual combover. I'm only 18 years-old, and my hair was once one of my greatest sources of pride. FML
Today, after looking back at our high school photos, I told my fiancée I’ve been scared lately that I’m getting uglier with age, and that I was much prettier back then. He got really quiet, and then agreed with me.. I’m only 24. FML
Today, I decided to dye my hair to freshen up my appearance. I asked my husband for his opinion, expecting him to recommend a color. He then asked me why going on a diet wasn't my first option. FML
Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML
Today, my husband threw a fit because I dyed my hair bright magenta. Funny, I actually dyed it three days ago. He literally just noticed. Shows how much attention he pays me. FML
Today, I told my dad that my boyfriend and I were thinking about moving in together. Without missing a beat, he looked at my boyfriend and said, “Brave man. You sure you want to sign up for 24/7 mood swings and hair in the drain?” My boyfriend laughed. A little too hard for my liking. FML
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bballpg021xx 5
At least you have hair... Soon you may not have much left.
plaguer 26
Grey hair is better than no hair.
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Comments (103)
bballpg021xx 5
At least you have hair... Soon you may not have much left.
FreakoHolm 6
Think before speaking about grey hair
ant1078 7
I've seen kids in H.S with tons of grey hairs, it doesn't necessarily mean you are old and seeing how op is only 29, she needs to calm down and dye those grey spots!
CaramelMacchiato 13
I agree with 16! There's plenty of people in my school who have grey hairs. One of my friends younger brother (who's only in fourth grade) has grey hair, too.
NabbdjuretPerry 0
Just stay calm and live your life!
Forlorn420 9
Lol that's funny cause my gf is 23 and she already has A LOT of gray hair and she's always having to dye her hair. Bur that's ok cause I love her anyway :)
Temi25 6
This girl needs to stay calm and carry on, at least he offered
abbybailey204 19
Ya atleast op has hair. I'm sure there are kids with cancer who would love to have gray hair, because, atleast it's hair
Vette_girL1980 5
Ass
alycion 39
I've had gray since 16. Vitamin deficiencies can cause it early. Among other things.
EnterSandman_fml 20
Yeah, I have gray in my beard and I'm only 26, do gray hairs at 30 are nothing to worry about. But hey, shaving the gray parts of my beard give me an awesome Lemmy Kilmister look.
AKGirlinSD 20
41, Thank you for explaining that. I get grey hairs due to my illness and lack of nutrients. Trauma also causes grey hairs. To the original poster, 30 is the new 20 :-).
vcapelo 19
You are only old if you feel old!
siickman 7
Nope, im pretty sure if you're old, you're old.
vcapelo 19
Define old then?
WiderWille 11
Old = older than young. Duh.
Feared 9
23- according to this commenter, being old is the feeling that your hairs are grey, and not the tangible evidence upon your head.
ScaughtieHolden 11
Old - having lived for a long time; no longer young.
False_Stupidity 42
Old is your current age plus one day... therefore you will only be old when tomorrow comes. (works for me!)
Your_Nightmares 10
Done be upset. He offered to help! He cares..in a weird sorta way I guess..
IndigoArkanian 4
He was just trying to be nice by acting like he hadn't even realized that you were getting older, because you aren't showing it.
yoyoforpeace 14
Yeah I wouldn't worry about it, my boyfriend is 20 and he has a few gray hairs already!
cheetahbaby96 8
56- I'm 16 and I already have a lot of gray hair...
JustKittyKat 24
Maybe you should talk to him about thinking before speaking...
boofgall 16
He said nothing until 5 minutes later, that could've been thinking.
kiran_fml 5
As long as you weren't fishing for compliments, fyl
plaguer 26
Grey hair is better than no hair.
flashback.miss 28
Well said. Looking back, you'll hopefully laugh at this.
potterag 0
and a baby with a mustache is better then a baby with no mustache.
emilymcmasters22 0
Exactly. You can color grey hair.. No one has to know it's grey.
plaguer 26
Mustaches for everybody!
JustKittyKat 24
Or just... Sometimes not speaking at all...
PlayWithElmo 7
You're getting older... like everyone else in this world who isn't a fictional character. Get over it.
krewer21 1
Time to get buddy to floss on the grey... Then thank him and brush him to the curb! Brazilian wax later; Hello boys!
cassiebear7652 7
Just stop
daybar12 8
does it bother anyone else that she says "so much grey hairs.." ? Because it really bothered me....
PlayWithElmo 7
Well, she WAS just quoting that boyfriend of hers.
Feared 9
It bothers me many.
mairelys 21
Her quotation marks around "getting older" annoyed me even more.
kittyleo821 10
Maybe OP should offer to help him with his grammar