and this is an FML how....?

It's good for women to share tips on this.

well, her boyfriend is saying that she can't do a blow job right, so that's why he told her to listen. duh, lol !

she was probably suprised when they said not to use teeth

I'm here so you can practice any techniques.

girls shoould discuss those more often

here's some tips for the OP: 1. don't expect to get what you won't give 2. if YOU won't, someone else WILL

Those are great tips for guys, too!

Lol, her boyfriend owns! YDI for complaining about something that will blow up in your face!

I don't think the complaining is the only thing that will blow up in her face! Especially if she took notes! :P

this is not a fml that's funny as shit

then right after that do the popcorn trick. oohhh yeah

Tips, FTW! Did you hear about the circumcision surgeon who didn't charge a fee? He only took tips! I guess if the OP missed the chance to get the "tips," he really got the shaft;)

you shouldn't have been txting in the first place!

84 win :P Oh and OP ur bf is a good guy hahahah

FedorisKung is an MMA poser.

Not and FYL, more like an FHL because you obviously can't give a good bj xD

win ^

Damn Perdix beat me to the tip joke... still not an FML in any way shape or form.

take notes?

what movie did you watch?

lol. I know it would be a good idea to get a few tips, but that's just HILLARIOUS!!!

Spit or swallow, it's your choice, but if you spit you'll lose your voice.

do u mean sperm blowing up in her face or figguratively

oh come on, mention bj to your BF what is he gonna say? eew gross? come on lol

pay attention you might learn something

Pay attention, woman, and when you're done make him a sammich!

damn haha; that's funnyy well Jee did you?

LOLOL ahh male dominance ftw.

ur boyfriend is a genius

1st!!! omg I can't belive it!!! ohhh nevermind

xD sounds like something I would say to be funny, atleast my girl laughs. my friend tried the "dry humour" thing and got slapped.

wow stfu! yur probably a man, or an ignorant creature only sluts do tht kind of stuff. and maybe men like someones mouth on ther penis but it's sucks squirrel nuts when yu kiss them nd get yur own pubic hair in your mouth.

xD

that's a sign that you suck at.... sucking lol that was bad

Nice :D

haha boyfriend win

64 lol

why the fuck are you at the movies? Get back in the kitchen. woman!

lmfaoooo prob. not ;)

nice grammar.

For a dog typing on a keyboard, I think it went well.

hahhh!

And that's a win for batman.

hulk ask, "did learn anything?"

do tell

#2, your grammar is attocious. As punishment, your are no longer allowed to has cheezburger. If you ever ask, the answer is no.

uberfail, uber fail for you, it's attrocious.

Dutch u think hitlervis funny u retards don't know the first bout the holocaust cause ur A six grade drop out! learn wat the he'll ur talkin bout before u comment

wth?

Seriously. WTF? Wrong FML? Wrong brain?

WTF...? what language is that..? OR ur drunk as skunk..?? dude we r here talking about BJ..!!! lol

uhm what?

Don't say that he's an idiot if your grammar is about on the same level of a 8 year old. Hopefully your not being hypocritical and can comprehend with comments like this on a mature level instead of flaming..

OMG it's Shaycarl and Babytard!!

lmfao

Rofl @57 my exact thoughts!!

I love you

like!

What's your hourly rate?

thank you, 19 and 22 p.s., I respond to my mail ;) and 27, I don't charge, but I don't perform unless we're together. sorry.

._. I am speehless. .... in awe.

I'll also leave you speechless... ...in bed! ;)

Lol Touché!

I'm so bored...but I get to work 4 today :)

I love you more. how about your sammich making skills?

I make good sammiches, just ask my Philip Defranco shirt.