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Well, did you pick up any tips?
and this is an FML how....?
It's good for women to share tips on this.
here's some tips for the OP: 1. don't expect to get what you won't give 2. if YOU won't, someone else WILL
Those are great tips for guys, too!
Lol, her boyfriend owns! YDI for complaining about something that will blow up in your face!
I don't think the complaining is the only thing that will blow up in her face! Especially if she took notes! :P
this is not a fml that's funny as shit
then right after that do the popcorn trick. oohhh yeah
you shouldn't have been txting in the first place!
FedorisKung is an MMA poser.
Damn Perdix beat me to the tip joke... still not an FML in any way shape or form.
take notes?
what movie did you watch?
lol. I know it would be a good idea to get a few tips, but that's just HILLARIOUS!!!
pay attention you might learn something
Pay attention, woman, and when you're done make him a sammich!
damn haha; that's funnyy well Jee did you?
LOLOL ahh male dominance ftw.
ur boyfriend is a genius
xD sounds like something I would say to be funny, atleast my girl laughs. my friend tried the "dry humour" thing and got slapped.
wow stfu! yur probably a man, or an ignorant creature only ***** do tht kind of stuff. and maybe men like someones mouth on ther penis but it's sucks squirrel nuts when yu kiss them nd get yur own pubic hair in your mouth.
xD
that's a sign that you suck at.... sucking lol that was bad
Nice :D
64 lol
lmfaoooo prob. not ;)
Did learn anything??!!!
nice grammar.
For a dog typing on a keyboard, I think it went well.
hahhh!
And that's a win for batman.
do tell
#2, your grammar is attocious. As punishment, your are no longer allowed to has cheezburger. If you ever ask, the answer is no.
well...he has little respect for u...but...hahahaha...that's some good humor
girls are gross, heil hitler
wth?
Seriously. WTF? Wrong FML? Wrong brain?
WTF...? what language is that..? OR ur drunk as skunk..?? dude we r here talking about BJ..!!! lol
uhm what?
Don't say that he's an idiot if your grammar is about on the same level of a 8 year old. Hopefully your not being hypocritical and can comprehend with comments like this on a mature level instead of flaming..
you shouldve joined in. always a good thing to know how to please your man. makin him a sammich is a good start.
OMG it's Shaycarl and Babytard!!
Well, if you didn't pick up any techniques from them, I'll be more than happy to offer up what I know!! I've been told I'm a god with my mouth, from both women AND men. ;)
I love you
What's your hourly rate?
I love you more. how about your sammich making skills?
Your boyfriend is right. It can never hurt to learn something new. I'm sure if some men were having a conversation about eating out at the Y, your boyfriend would listen, no matter how good he is. He might even take notes and draw diagrams.
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Well, did you pick up any tips?
Did learn anything??!!!