By Subliminal message - 19/01/2014 23:21 - Switzerland

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Today, my boyfriend started whispering "blowjobbbb" into my ear while we were watching a movie. When I asked him what he was doing, he denied ever saying it and claimed it must have been a subliminal message in the movie. FML
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Just ask him if he wants one, then deny ever asking him if he wanted one.

Illuminati strikes again.

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What are you on?

Your mom. Your dad's next.

What are you talking about?

So give him the damn blowjob. It most likely won't kill you.

My boyfriend read this FML before I did and he said he's going to do it to me too with the biggest smirk on his face FML

No but clearly you are.

I guess the acid burned you.

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#4 - He's on some next shit. And #39, it could kill her if he had HIV.

Counter it with either 'dishesssss' or 'eat the kittyyyyyy...' when he's not paying attention.

To Star Wars ? Really ?!

Illuminati strikes again.

Was it a Disney movie? Those things are packed with subliminal messages, or so they say.

Subliminal messages to preform oral sex? I feel like there are a few parents who might be a little pissed with disney if that were the case.

14- Yes, there are. Feel free to go ahead and look it up.

You do realize that the original snow white and the little red riding hood stories were full of sexual and violent innuendos...

There's a dick on the cover of the little mermaid, I kid you not. The whole Alice in Wonderland story is one big drug reference.

I have the original cover before they made them change it! That caused some big shit back then, oh nelly! The original Sleeping Beauty is a pretty twisted tale as well.

I guess South Park wasn't all too far off from reality after all

It must have been a musical movie.

At least in South Park it worked

Musicals actually make my girl horny.

Definetly a keeper then xD

Just ask him if he wants one, then deny ever asking him if he wanted one.

AWESOME that would drive HIM crazy :p

Even better, tell all his friends to just whisper ask him every once and awhile. If he asks about it, tell them to laugh and ask what he was talking about. If he asks you, OP, act completely concerned and frightened. Start crying and questioning his health and sanity. THAT will drive him crazy.

how did he pronounce all the bs?

I like blowjobs

and I like diamonds. now we've both said things that people never give us

I like to color with my good crayons. And that's something no one has to give me.

I like trains.

I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.

Downvoted you by accident, 26. Sorry!

You're a girl why would you ever get a blowjob.?

@40. Are you kidding me???

Ummm, did you miss the blue line around His picture and the fact that it says 'mister' on His page? Lol, people are foolish.

I think he's right OP. You were probably just hearing things.

Maybe he was right.

Could be a brute that fellow there.

Perhaps he is simply misunderstood? He seems more childish than beastly to me. But I have been incorrect before.

was it a film adaptation of Randy Marsh's “Spooge Drenched Blowjob Queen"? because it's all about the subtext