Today, my parents told me they're getting a divorce because of all the strain caused by me nearly dying in an accident. FML
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Today, my parents happily announced that they're getting remarried. They divorced because of the strain brought on by me nearly dying in a car accident. So basically they put us through all that shit, including me blaming myself for everything, for nothing. FML
Today, my parents told me they were getting divorced, at the beginning of a family road trip, adding that this'll be the last thing we ever do as a family. FML
Today, my parents found out that I separately convinced them not to get back together, and now they're not speaking to me. FML
Today, two days before my birthday, my parents drove three hours to visit me at school and take me out to lunch. I assumed that it was to celebrate my birthday. They told me they are getting divorced. FML
Today, my parents finally decided to get a divorce. The catch? I'm on my step-dad's insurance and without it, I will no longer be able to receive my absolutely crucial mental health medication, on which, no exaggeration, my life depends upon. I'm cooked. FML
Today, my parents tried to convince me to get a divorce. My wife and I are perfectly fine. FML
Today, my parents told me that I'm going on our upcoming family vacation and that's final. I broke both my legs in an accident and have to use a wheelchair. I"m in constant pain and don't want to go anywhere. FML
Today, my parents took me out to dinner. I thought they were taking me because it's my birthday. Turns out they are getting divorced. They forgot it was my birthday. FML
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, I was arguing with one of my professors. She said that all married couples fight and I told her that my parents have never argued or fought about anything. When I got home my parents told me that they're getting a divorce. FML
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Top comments
Hangryko 32
That's on them, not you. Their divorce is not your fault.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Pretty selfish to nearly die on them, dude. In all seriousness, that stress was most likely just the straw that broke the camel's back. Don't blame yourself.
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Comments (3)
BurnInDemonFire 39
Pretty selfish to nearly die on them, dude. In all seriousness, that stress was most likely just the straw that broke the camel's back. Don't blame yourself.
Hangryko 32
That's on them, not you. Their divorce is not your fault.
Petit Etre Malfaisant 23
This is an excuse; and a bad one.
DLBL 23
That's for sure. Horrible thing for parents to say.