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By lambxox - 08/11/2010 09:04 - United States

Today, when I signed into Amazon, their top recommendation for me based on past purchases was "The Brave Little Toaster" on DVD. FML

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By ... - 26/11/2022 00:00

Today, after lecturing my daughter about being responsible with her money, she got a package from Amazon. What was in it? A lamp shaped like toast. She already has a lamp. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2016 15:27 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML

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By Wickls - 18/12/2008 08:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought "Angus, thongs and perfect snogging" on DVD. FML

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By melonhead77 - 29/03/2012 11:46 - Cyprus

Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By FFS - 28/05/2015 17:41 - Cyprus - Limassol

Today, I received a promotional message offering a half-off deal on an expensive coffee maker. The only reason why I received the message is because I bought that same coffee maker yesterday and I signed up to their mailing list. FML

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By lolo - 22/02/2013 00:16 - Israel - Ofaqim

Today, I downloaded a movie that I already own on DVD, because I was feeling too lazy to get up and fetch it from the living room. I think I've hit rock bottom. FML

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Lonely boi

By 733yoda - 28/06/2019 00:30

Today, the most exciting notification I received was Amazon telling me that my bulk order of toilet paper had been shipped. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 06:57 - United States - Baxter

Today, I found out my old DVD player is jealous of my Blu-ray player. It fell from the top of my closet and hit me in the head. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 23:59 - United States

Today, while browsing YouTube, I looked at the section "Recommended for You." I saw a video titled "How to get a girlfriend." Even YouTube thinks I can't get one. FML

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By tony1401 - 02/02/2010 16:00 - United States

Today, I got another email from Amazon asking me how I like my new Kindle. I don't have a Kindle. It's the one I bought my ex for Christmas, right before she left me while I was deployed overseas. FML

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Top comments

allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 8 November 2010 12:09

You think your life is ****** because Amazon is telling you to buy an amazing movie? You don't deserve an internet connection.

marinus_fml 19

Monday 8 November 2010 11:49

Care to explain what else you've been buying?

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cooperd52 6

Monday 8 November 2010 21:01

it's a damn good movie!

cieramc 0

Monday 8 November 2010 22:17

wow your life is over. NOT

hardlysane87 0

Monday 8 November 2010 22:48

God. What a tragic life you have...

Maeme_Lee 1

Monday 8 November 2010 22:59

THAT MOVIE IS AWESOME!!!! Why would this be a FYL?!?!

foreverjoseph 5

Tuesday 9 November 2010 1:06

I love the brave little toaster. f to the you

ambreanecole 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 1:28

I Dnt See How This Is FML Worthy, Juss Saynn

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 9 November 2010 2:18

youtube.com/watch?v=IfrStAjS7yM "Hey, I'm real scared there, Kirby. What're you gonna do, SUCK ME TO DEATH???" ^ best line from that movie.

mandababyyy 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 2:19

what the hell?? I effing love that movie! (: get over it op. it's an awesome movie. accept it.

KikiThePug 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 3:07

C'mon... who DOESN'T love those new kid shows. :) No one could love them as more as my daughter... I think I still have nightmares from Yo Gabba Gabba. YYESH!

xdeadxradiox 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 3:22

Hell yeah!!!!

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Today, I care more and have stronger feelings for my boss/best friend than my boyfriend, and can't tell either of them. FML

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Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML

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Today, I was basically treated to, "Hey, you're laid off by the end of the month. Oh, and would you mind training your replacement? We have budget cuts, and he works for less." FML

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Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML

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Today, my boyfriend has been fired from Amazon, rejected by the army, deactivated from Uber, and quit his fast food job. He also proposed. FML

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