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By Dear Lord Save Me - 04/01/2015 03:56 - United Kingdom - Merthyr Tydfil

Today, I was shopping with my dad and I saw one of my guy friends, so we waved and smiled at each other. My dad clearly thought his wave was too "romantic", because he shouted at him, "Touch her, and I'll kill you." FML

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You deserved it 3 306

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By amore89 - 28/07/2019 12:00

Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 882

You deserved it 243

By Anonymous - 31/01/2015 13:12 - Belgium

Today, while shopping, my dad asked me to walk further away from him, saying I was cramping his style in front of all the chicks there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 349

You deserved it 2 863

Badass

By batter--up - 17/02/2010 02:54 - United States

Today, in a sporting goods store, my mom was over on the other side of the store, when a cute guy came over to talk to me. When she saw this she grabbed a bat, walked over to us and said, "If you ever even look at my daughter again, I will beat you shitless." She was serious. He ran. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 716

You deserved it 2 703

By Nope - 26/06/2015 21:46 - United States - Healdsburg

Today, I was at the market when a guy started telling the man I was with how "curly-haired women are an adventure," saying what he would do to a woman like me. He was talking to my father. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 389

You deserved it 1 801

By traumatized - 18/06/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 87 227

You deserved it 3 613

By Krissy. - 31/03/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, my dad and I were at the grocery store buying toilet paper. As we walk out I see these two attractive guys that I know. My dad gets that I think they're cute, so he shouts "Hey babe, how's your stomach feeling now? Will this be enough for you?" They walk away laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 75 776

You deserved it 4 994

By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 03:02 - Canada

Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 67 015

You deserved it 16 511

By idonteven - 12/08/2013 20:04 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was watching a movie with my family in which a character said "Fuck you, dad." My dad then slapped me over the head to get my attention and said, "Never talk to your father like that." Okay, dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 031

You deserved it 4 486

By gloomy - 15/08/2017 20:00

Today, my daughter and I went to the mall. While we were looking for clothes, she walked away from me and touched a man on the arm and smiled and said "Hi!" The man freaked out and screamed at me for letting that "thing" in public and to "wear a condom next time." FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 808

You deserved it 828

By bleurghh - 31/12/2010 15:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a guy I like when I was out shopping. We acknowledged each other with a little wave, but as I walked away, I heard him say to his friend, "She's never gonna get me with THAT moustache." FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 876

You deserved it 8 856

iSativa 24

Sunday 4 January 2015 19:45

Like the overly-attached girlfriend meme, there should be an overly protective father meme.

jpsullivan 36

Sunday 4 January 2015 19:46

well thats not overkill in the slightest

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iSativa 24

Sunday 4 January 2015 19:45

Like the overly-attached girlfriend meme, there should be an overly protective father meme.

malea_17 16

Sunday 4 January 2015 22:58

My dad is an overly protective father. I know he means well but I'm not allowed to date or leave the house except for school an work. He even questions when I say I'm going to church

IamHercules 24

Monday 5 January 2015 1:50

Having an overly protective father is better than being 16 and pregnant.

Cely988 29

Monday 5 January 2015 2:16

#49 Neither extremes are good. Letting your kids go crazy isn't good but restricting your kids from their friends and being overprotective isn't great either.That's just my opinion on it.

baxwar 15

Monday 5 January 2015 5:54

There is... Or was

IamHercules 24

Monday 5 January 2015 6:00

#50 you are right. Neither one is good. But sometimes parents HAVE to be over protective (with wild kids for example). But there are some parents that go too far and try to control every aspect of their children's lives. I can say this because I am a survivor of such parents.

Rogerrr57 21

Monday 5 January 2015 8:10

Dear God, NO. The world doesn't need any more memes

Arwen_Evenstar 37

Monday 5 January 2015 9:20

My Dad isn't overprotective, he never tried to control me, and accepts dating and sex are a part of normal life. Didn't end up having sex as a teenager even. Locking kids up means they just get more creative. Honesty and trust win.

gracepawel 3

Sunday 4 January 2015 19:45

My dad would do this to me

jpsullivan 36

Sunday 4 January 2015 19:46

well thats not overkill in the slightest

jake_braves 25

Sunday 4 January 2015 19:46

*Awkwardly stops waving and looks away*

myind_yabiness 13

Sunday 4 January 2015 19:46

Patrick - *touch

expertsmilee 26

Sunday 4 January 2015 20:16

Do I have to follow you all day?

vikky538 28

Sunday 4 January 2015 19:47

I am just imagining the reaction from OP's guy friend..

itsalanis 25

Sunday 4 January 2015 19:47

Protective dads are the way they be. Some do it well, while others take it a bit too far, like we have here. I'm not sure what OP's situation is with her father, but I can only hope it's all taken lightly. c:

BreakingBadass 4

Sunday 4 January 2015 19:47

Sounds just like my dad. Or my boyfriend, he flashes discreet fingers at anyone who even glances at me.

sweetbliss3 37

Sunday 4 January 2015 20:40

your bf sounds waaay too possessive if people can't even look at you.

annarcheer 19

Sunday 4 January 2015 21:31

Thats kind of creepy.. If someone just looks at you and he flips out that's extremely weird you might want to rethink that.

brasiliano 16

Sunday 4 January 2015 21:45

Just one step away from hitting u if he is that possessive. Unfortunately people like u will never understand how bad that is and will stay with him no matter what.