Love, Relationships and Sex: Serious business

Serious business

By UglyNakedChick - 09/02/2023 22:00

Today, the guy I was hooking up with said he wasn’t “looking for anything serious.” That’s not what he told me when I agreed to the hookups with a promise of becoming something more. When I mentioned this to him, he said, “Well, that was before I knew what you looked like naked.” FML

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Not the one

By Anonymous - 11/04/2021 23:00

Today, the guy who told me he “wasn’t looking for a relationship” started being in a relationship with another girl. I lost my virginity to him and went on a few dates with him. He’s actually confused as to why I’m upset about this. FML

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Just ask

By Messy love life - 19/02/2021 12:31 - India

Today, I casually hooked up with a guy with no strings attached. Later, we had a great conversation and I suddenly realized that I have feelings for him. He wants nothing even close to a relationship and probably doesn't like me back. FML

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Get it while it's hot

By Anonymous - 15/01/2022 02:01

Today, I was at a guy's house that I’d been seeing for a while. After watching a movie, I confessed that after these past few times we’ve hung out, I’ve started to catch feelings. He looked at me and said, "I actually don’t think I want anything serious, but are you down to be friends with benefits?" FML

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By Is_This_Real - 13/09/2016 02:34 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I hooked up with a friend. I expressed an interest in it becoming something more. He expressed an interest in not telling anyone and pretending it never happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I started hooking up with a guy I've liked for a while. We got pretty into it and he went into my underwear, looking confused. When I asked him what was wrong, his response was: "I can't find it." FML

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Dead end

By Anonymous - 10/02/2023 11:59

Today, I was talking to a guy I've recently started developing feelings for. We've been talking for a while, but he revealed that he wasn't being serious with anything we've been talking about, and didn't have any feelings for me. FML

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Mixed signals

By Jazminn - 25/04/2024 06:00 - United States - Miami

Today, one of my friends confessed his love for me and said he wanted to be more than friends. Jaded by guys who only wanted one thing, I pushed him away saying, “Oh really, is that what you think you need to say to get in my pants?” He frowned and stormed off. Later, I found out he really did want a relationship. FML

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By Renagirl - 09/09/2013 12:46 - United States - East Hartford

Today, the guy I love asked me if hooking up counted as dating, because he thinks I'm "super hot," but he doesn't want "all the relationship shit." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2019 16:00

Today, the guy I've been talking to for two months told me he hooked up with a girl last night, before blocking me on everything. I also was with him last night. FML

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Contortionist

By Anonymous - 30/07/2022 14:00

Today, I had a date with a guy I’ve known casually for a few weeks. Everything was OK, until he asked me to come back to his place because he had something “to share with me.” Apparently, he’s double jointed, because his mouth reaches below his waist. He even finished. FML

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Thaylok 17

Thursday 9 February 2023 22:30

What a.... Richard..... I see his side, why buy the cow If the milks free. That doesn't excuse his being such a prick.

core01 30

Friday 10 February 2023 3:19

He never wanted more. He lied to get sex.

Comments

Thaylok 17

Thursday 9 February 2023 22:30

What a.... Richard..... I see his side, why buy the cow If the milks free. That doesn't excuse his being such a prick.

Brightside86 30

Thursday 9 February 2023 23:16

That's always a challenging situation, better to lie?

core01 30

Friday 10 February 2023 3:19

He never wanted more. He lied to get sex.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 10 February 2023 4:35

Transplant your apparently attractive head onto the body of a Butterface and you'll have one beautiful woman and some spare parts that no one wants.

Brightside86 30

Saturday 11 February 2023 2:43

Still a better love story than Twilight.

Sonotsuave 35

Friday 10 February 2023 4:55

Y’all need to have more self esteem, I’m sorry. You should’ve known this could happen, and it did. Don’t give a man sex if that’s the main thing he wants, and don’t hang on clinging onto the idea of something further.