Miscellaneous: Today, I bought "Angus, thongs and perfect snogging" on DVD....

By Wickls - 18/12/2008 08:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought "Angus, thongs and perfect snogging" on DVD. FML

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By Aggie_De - 14/12/2013 12:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I got the DVD back from a dance concert I did. After watching it, I realised that I had a camel toe through the whole thing. Three and a half hours. FML

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By lolo - 22/02/2013 00:16 - Israel - Ofaqim

Today, I downloaded a movie that I already own on DVD, because I was feeling too lazy to get up and fetch it from the living room. I think I've hit rock bottom. FML

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By melonhead77 - 29/03/2012 11:46 - Cyprus

Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2010 23:21 - United States

Today, I rented a copy How To Train Your Dragon for my young son to watch. I put the DVD in, hit play without paying attention, and went off to make lunch. A few minutes later, my son ran into the kitchen screaming. Apparently, there was a mix up at the rental store and I got a copy of Saw IV. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2016 00:33 - United States - Newton Center

Today, my daughter had a vocabulary assignment. She had to find five new words in books and movies. She was watching Shrek, so her first word was "thong". FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2012 03:00 - Canada

Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2012 23:19 - United States

Today, I watched Gigli. FML

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By fiftyno - 01/10/2012 15:02 - United States - Tacoma

Today, I came home to my wife practising biting her lip in the mirror. Fuck you, Fifty Shades of Grey. FML

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By lambxox - 08/11/2010 09:04 - United States

Today, when I signed into Amazon, their top recommendation for me based on past purchases was "The Brave Little Toaster" on DVD. FML

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By actor my ass - 21/01/2012 22:44 - Canada

Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML

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rachelroller 0

Monday 23 February 2009 9:24

HEY. i am 19 and i LOVE those books ...i didn't know there was a DVD..

Sae_Ghelk 6

Sunday 22 May 2011 10:48

Am I the only one who thought this was a Porno?

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rachelroller 0

Monday 23 February 2009 9:24

HEY. i am 19 and i LOVE those books ...i didn't know there was a DVD..

Sae_Ghelk 6

Sunday 22 May 2011 10:48

Am I the only one who thought this was a Porno?

xexu13 3

Thursday 4 August 2011 19:53

haha me too it's sounds like a porno so I got excited but when I checked it up...

shibainu519 0

Friday 19 August 2011 14:47

I did.

pickle_1994_1 5

Monday 6 August 2012 10:23

It sounds like it hahaha

kaatieface 6

Saturday 8 December 2012 23:25

The books were amazing! The film, however, was terrible, you're not missing out.

CaZaffiro 13

Sunday 26 October 2014 12:33

The DVD is amazing!!

captain_mal 19

Wednesday 11 March 2015 14:20

**** that, the movie was trash. The books are so much better.

i_am_tiff_21 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 3:12

I love that movie! I have the book and 4 of the follow ups. Georgia Nicolson is awesome.

GeekN 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 18:41

thank you for reminding me about the film, it didn't get released in Canada... watching it on YouTube though:)

soccergirl17 0

Friday 6 March 2009 18:25

Are you kidding? That movie is hilarious! The books are better, of course, but im 18 and as soon as i found out there was a movie made i went online and watched it! i don't think its been released in the US either or i'd buy it!!

DoorMatCat 3

Sunday 20 March 2011 2:14

the movie WAS released in the us. there were commercials advertising it for about two months.

peasonearth 8

Tuesday 12 July 2011 9:46

yeah I saw those when I was babysitting. but I think they were on Disney channel or something.

SammyS2012 21

Sunday 14 October 2012 18:59

It was on nickelodeon. I remember seeing it on commercials when I used to watch Degrassi.

need_cheese 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 0:05

I like the books. I haven't seen the film.

iEuphorical 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 18:02

There's a movie? And they altered the title? I guess it's not available in Canada.

NoFlippinWai 24

Tuesday 15 October 2013 13:06

apparently "full frontal snogging" was inappropriate for the US Consumers.

bijou_fml 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 21:47

GOOD. i love those books. im in america so i havent seen the movie :[

deideimuffins 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 21:00

it came out in America too -_-

rocksteady11 0

Monday 9 March 2009 1:39

pretty sure it's angus, thongs and full frontal snogging.

StarElise 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 16:04

they changed the name for the movie

x0x_KissOfDeath 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 20:32

i love that book! and #11 is right. Is it a movie now really?!

StephanieSays 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 19:37

they changed the title for the movie, though #11.

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