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By lambxox - 08/11/2010 09:04 - United States

Today, when I signed into Amazon, their top recommendation for me based on past purchases was "The Brave Little Toaster" on DVD. FML

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But I neeeeed my things

By ... - 26/11/2022 00:00

Today, after lecturing my daughter about being responsible with her money, she got a package from Amazon. What was in it? A lamp shaped like toast. She already has a lamp. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2016 15:27 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML

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By Wickls - 18/12/2008 08:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought "Angus, thongs and perfect snogging" on DVD. FML

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By melonhead77 - 29/03/2012 11:46 - Cyprus

Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By FFS - 28/05/2015 17:41 - Cyprus - Limassol

Today, I received a promotional message offering a half-off deal on an expensive coffee maker. The only reason why I received the message is because I bought that same coffee maker yesterday and I signed up to their mailing list. FML

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By lolo - 22/02/2013 00:16 - Israel - Ofaqim

Today, I downloaded a movie that I already own on DVD, because I was feeling too lazy to get up and fetch it from the living room. I think I've hit rock bottom. FML

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Lonely boi

By 733yoda - 28/06/2019 00:30

Today, the most exciting notification I received was Amazon telling me that my bulk order of toilet paper had been shipped. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 06:57 - United States - Baxter

Today, I found out my old DVD player is jealous of my Blu-ray player. It fell from the top of my closet and hit me in the head. FML

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You deserved it 7 593

By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 23:59 - United States

Today, while browsing YouTube, I looked at the section "Recommended for You." I saw a video titled "How to get a girlfriend." Even YouTube thinks I can't get one. FML

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By tony1401 - 02/02/2010 16:00 - United States

Today, I got another email from Amazon asking me how I like my new Kindle. I don't have a Kindle. It's the one I bought my ex for Christmas, right before she left me while I was deployed overseas. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 8 November 2010 12:09

You think your life is ****** because Amazon is telling you to buy an amazing movie? You don't deserve an internet connection.

marinus_fml 19

Monday 8 November 2010 11:49

Care to explain what else you've been buying?

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amazinggbaby 2

Monday 8 November 2010 15:33

If you have children and buy stuff for them off amazon, your life isn't ******. FML's suck now.

amazinggbaby 2

Monday 8 November 2010 15:33

If you have children and buy stuff for them off amazon, your life isn't ******. FML's suck now.

Slimma 20

Monday 8 November 2010 15:35

wtf? How is this an fml? Amazon recommends a kid movie and that is just so terrible? Good grief. *facepalm*

LaUruguaya 11

Monday 8 November 2010 15:36

this is NOT an FML, how was this moderated?!?

_vicky_luv 0

Monday 8 November 2010 15:43

thats not an fml thats a good movie

amymarie2013 0

Monday 8 November 2010 15:54

fyl. you suck.

rommie_fml 0

Monday 8 November 2010 15:56

I'm pretty sure brave little toaster was just about the best movie ever. don't complain just buy it and give it to me.

renjay 0

Monday 8 November 2010 15:58

that's an awesome movie how in anyway does belong on fml

chevonfinley 8

Monday 8 November 2010 16:15

best movie ever. you're a jerk, OP.

JpasDa1 2

Monday 8 November 2010 16:15

I agree with 27. FML indeed for having to read about your Disney **** habit. your officially on the Disney world sex offenders list.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 8 November 2010 18:41

Disney **** FTW! I always thought Minnie's dress was a tad too short.

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Same thing different taste

But I neeeeed my things

Thanks, I hate it

Lonely boi

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