Today, when I signed into Amazon, their top recommendation for me based on past purchases was "The Brave Little Toaster" on DVD. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, after lecturing my daughter about being responsible with her money, she got a package from Amazon. What was in it? A lamp shaped like toast. She already has a lamp. FML
Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML
Today, I bought "Angus, thongs and perfect snogging" on DVD. FML
Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML
Today, I received a promotional message offering a half-off deal on an expensive coffee maker. The only reason why I received the message is because I bought that same coffee maker yesterday and I signed up to their mailing list. FML
Today, I downloaded a movie that I already own on DVD, because I was feeling too lazy to get up and fetch it from the living room. I think I've hit rock bottom. FML
Today, the most exciting notification I received was Amazon telling me that my bulk order of toilet paper had been shipped. FML
Today, I found out my old DVD player is jealous of my Blu-ray player. It fell from the top of my closet and hit me in the head. FML
Today, while browsing YouTube, I looked at the section "Recommended for You." I saw a video titled "How to get a girlfriend." Even YouTube thinks I can't get one. FML
Today, I got another email from Amazon asking me how I like my new Kindle. I don't have a Kindle. It's the one I bought my ex for Christmas, right before she left me while I was deployed overseas. FML
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Top comments
allmidnighteyes 11
You think your life is ****** because Amazon is telling you to buy an amazing movie? You don't deserve an internet connection.
marinus_fml 20
Care to explain what else you've been buying?
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Comments (176)
Aniblecoby 0
that's like a horror movie for little kids
growlers 3
so friggin what? that's a great movie and if you've been buying kids movies, I suspect you already knew that.
slantyshanty 7
the brave little toaster is ******* amazing!
artisticninja713 13
And why is this an FML? YDI for being dumb and thinking those recommendations matters.
AwesumIndianGurl 0
Hahahha you should soo buy it! :) LOL
kportal69 5
that was one of the best movies ever!! why are you bitchin???
hotrod54chevy 0
AND WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT??!!!?!?
tttiffany 0
I LOVE THAT MOVIE!
skylarbee 8
that is a pretty epic adventure story:p
emotionsickness 0
and you are complaining why? Brave Little Toaster is and awesome movie.