Today, what my friends call my "resting bitch face" freaked my boyfriend out enough during sex that he went soft inside me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, after giving me my very first orgasm, my boyfriend sat me down and had a serious chat with me about my orgasm face. Apparently it reminded him of the scene in The Exorcist with the possessed girl, and it really freaked him out. FML
Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML
Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML
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Top comments
devildog562 33
You scared him limp ? That must be a hell of a facial expression.
rivaraven 35
Why did you have a resting bitch face while having sex? Not something I'd expect to see when with someone either..
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Comments (94)
emche 0
I just imagined a top hat and mustache and went limp in my mind #charlychaplain
emche 0
I just imagined ur rbf with a top hat and mustache and my brain went limp #sexwithcharlychaplain. Gosh
Vegetarian27 24
I feel like this is a YDI for having the resting bitch face on during sex. Surely there was something else you could do with your face?!
thenielsens 12
Nothing wrong with ass up face down for now on.
ClaireBrush 16
That must be one hell of a resting bitch face
kalbrek009 20
Omg....I've never heard of that. Lmao! What's it look like...a sleeping face or the face of a deceased? I don't ever expect to see that myself but I'd like to know what it looks like (just in case.) roflma
Red_Hot_Roses 16
Haha that's actually kind of awesome in a way. It's like a superpower.
PizzaElHutt 7
Right on, you know what's up.
vincent57_fml 14
I want to see this face.
lianhong 1
what does that mean?